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  • rvi

    The post violated community standards and was broadly condemned.

    it is celebrated 🤣🤣🤣

  • kodak the slurologist

  • its midnight im not very sleepy

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    early (currently "BIG early," also known over the years as mrunusual2, earlyman, "im almost there," and BIG live laugh luv, plus a backup account called "not here") has about 84,500 posts. He arrived around page 23,200 in September 2023. His busiest stretch was early 2024, and he's still a daily regular.

    He's the thread's builder. Most regulars talk about music. early makes it and ships it:

    • "Out of Reach." His EP is linked in the thread's opening post, and he held listening sessions for it in late 2024, after at least one public "postponing the release of my ep."
    • MIXTAPE. He released it on December 17, 2025 as "A VZ PLANNER THREAD EXCLUSIVE," with the title picked by Bruises. It got 9 likes, and he's already asking for "that sizzy beat for MIXTAPE 2."
    • Beyond music. He built a music player called Soni, a whole website called "2007 HORIZON" that he presented to the thread (11 likes, tied for his most-liked post), and this summer he was working on his own programming language: "i made it possible with my new language but i constantly fall back into misclassifications."

    He's the one who actually finished. In October 2025 he told Wesley that "if wes doesnt drop his album by december, ill drop my songs that were supposed to be on my 2027 album on a mixtape." Then he did it, four months before Wesley's premiere.

    He's the Future crew's other half. HNDRXX is his closest partner by far, the person he replies to most and the person who replies to him most. When a Future track comes up, COWBOY ARTIST and bmass tag them together for a listening session. His taste runs from Future and Gunna to Tyler, Metro Boomin, Daft Punk, MF DOOM, and Madlib and Dilla, and he once proposed a VZ run through five years of SoundCloud, one year per round.

    He has a chaotic streak he's fully aware of. He's the author of the thread's "Bruises is KTT Illuminati" theory, which he openly admits he made up. He once said he wished Vibe would come back on an alt "just in time for the Tyler VZ." He also posts plenty of lyrics and memes as though they're autobiography, so his stated age and some of his "life story" posts are bits, not facts. Camille's read: "early just pisses people off itt like nort / the energy he exudes is very separating."

    What's real is low-key and warm. He's a New Yorker with a job. His posts about his brother are consistently proud ("just wanna see my brother WIN"), and he wrote about "a two hour chat with my mom going down memory lane." In late 2024 he reported that his work crush "is actually a fan of tyler / i'm back in love."

    The numbers: he writes short posts (30 characters at the median), but they land. At 0.93 likes per post, he's fourth among everyone with 5,000+ posts, behind only Kdogone, Camille, and Stankie.

    In short: early is the thread's quiet producer. He's part troll and part craftsman, and he turned a forum hangout into an audience for things he actually made.

    @Hndrxx_Free

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    VZ PLANNER MUSIC TASTE REPORT

    Kodak Spice — Loves: Carti, Ice Spice, Doja Cat, Nicki, Dua Lipa | Trashes: Jay-Z, Kid Cudi, FKA twigs

    Camille — Loves: Kanye, Drake, Madonna, the Beatles, classical | Trashes: Kendrick, MJ, Carti, The Weeknd

    Nort — Loves: Kanye, Lil Wayne, Radiohead, Prince, Stevie Wonder | Trashes: Kid Cudi

    HNDRXX — Loves: Drake, Future, Kanye, Anuel/Arcángel, Gunna, Lil Baby | Trashes: A$AP Rocky, Bowie, Tyler

    Bruises — Loves: Kanye, Paramore, Radiohead, Vince Staples, Bladee | Trashes: Travis Scott, Kendrick, Billie Eilish, Neptunes

    COWBOY ARTIST — Loves: Madonna, FKA twigs, Janet, Mariah, Kelela, Sade | Trashes: Travis Scott, Radiohead, Taylor Swift

    Purrp — Loves: Bowie, the Beatles, Radiohead, Kid Cudi, Rosalía | Trashes: Rauw Alejandro, Tyler, Björk

    bmass — Loves: Drake, Kanye, Peso Pluma/corridos, Anuel, Rauw | Trashes: FKA twigs, Frank Ocean

    ET — Loves: Drake, Kanye, Kendrick, Carti, Travis, Nas | Trashes: Taylor Swift, Yeat, Lil Baby, Lana

    Sizzy — Loves: Drake, Kanye, Kid Cudi, Clipse, Janet, the Strokes | Trashes: Tupac, Nicki

    BIG live laugh luv — Loves: Drake, Kanye, Carti, Gunna, MF DOOM, Madlib/Dilla | Trashes: Neptunes, Jay-Z

    frenchpress — Loves: Kanye, Drake, Frank Ocean, Sade, Lana, Rosalía | Trashes: Olivia Rodrigo, Carti, Travis

    Wesley — Loves: Kendrick, Kanye, the Beatles, J. Cole, Radiohead, SZA, Bowie | Trashes: Doja Cat, Taylor Swift, Biggie

    back 2 black — Loves: Kanye, the Beatles, Mariah, Aaliyah, Amy Winehouse, Brent Faiyaz | Trashes: The Weeknd, Ariana, Lil Baby

    Mmm Hmm — Loves: Drake, Kanye, Kendrick, J. Cole, Kid Cudi, Big Sean | Trashes: Taylor Swift, Neptunes

    Tuneout — Loves: Drake, Kanye, Tinashe, Burial/Four Tet/Jamie xx, shoegaze, Bon Iver | Trashes: Travis Scott

    ICEMAN PAPI DAVE — Loves: Drake, Nicki, Kendrick | Trashes: Kanye, Prince

    Echi* — Loves: Drake, Lana, Lady Gaga | Trashes: Kanye

    internet buddy* — Loves: Madonna, the Beatles, Nirvana | Trashes: Beyoncé

    rvi — Loves: Charli XCX, Madonna, the Beatles, Captain Beefheart, Zappa, Black Sabbath | Trashes: Drake

    Allison — Loves: Kanye, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, Mariah, Neptunes, Clipse | Trashes: Prince

    CutiePieHole — Loves: Drake, Charli XCX, Nicki, The Weeknd, Björk, Lady Gaga | Trashes: FKA twigs, Doja Cat, Ariana

    Kdogone — Loves: J. Cole, Future, Drake, Jay-Z, Vince Staples, Anderson .Paak | Trashes: Usher, MJ, Kendrick

    FBG LIIIIT* — Loves: Kanye, Future, Gunna | Trashes: Drake

    xxxkiraxxx — Loves: Kanye, Prince, The Weeknd, Brent Faiyaz, JID | Trashes: Charli XCX

    Orangutan — Loves: Drake, Future, shoegaze | Trashes: Carti, Travis

    lioned* — Loves: Kendrick, Future | Trashes: Drake

    fuego — Loves: Drake, Gunna, Outkast, PND, Future | Trashes: Jay-Z

    KobeToTha — Loves: Kanye, Kid Cudi, Pop Smoke, corridos | Trashes: Tupac

    John Mauve — Loves: Kanye, Eminem, Taylor Swift, Nirvana, Talking Heads | Trashes: Charli XCX

    Prez — Loves: Drake, Eminem, Kanye, Taylor Swift, J. Cole | Trashes: nobody

    mos def — Loves: Nas, Lupe | Trashes: nobody
    Stankie
    — Loves: Kanye, Black Sabbath, country | Trashes: nobody

    UncMC* — Loves: Kanye, Chief Keef/Durk, MJ | Trashes: Drake

    BM_* — Loves: Taylor Swift, Travis, Kendrick | Trashes: Drake, Kanye

    PADYBU* — Loves: Lil Wayne, Nas, Kanye | Trashes: nobody

    Kee — Loves: Kanye, Neptunes, Kid Cudi, Tyler, Tribe/De La Soul | Trashes: Drake

    Classique — Loves: Drake, Jay-Z, Kanye, Nicki, Yachty | Trashes: nobody

    BIGGEST HATERS: Camille on Kendrick (34 knocks), Bruises on Travis (20), ET on Taylor (23), Orangutan on Carti (16), CutiePieHole on FKA twigs (14)
    ONLY REGULAR WHO'S NET NEGATIVE ON DRAKE: rvi
    NEVER TRASHES ANYONE: Prez, Classique

    MOST TALKED-ABOUT ARTISTS
    Drake 10,614 mentions, Kanye 7,515, Kendrick 2,946, and at #4... Madonna, 2,096. 79% of all artist talk is neutral. Most of the time we're just talking about them.

    MOST LOVED: Drake, Kanye, Kendrick, Lil Wayne, Future
    MOST DIVISIVE: Drake (1,488 praises, 1,086 knocks), Kanye (1,039 / 639), Kendrick (390 / 295)
    MOST DISLIKED OVERALL: Billie Eilish (41 knocks, 25 praises), the biggest name the thread is net negative on. Sabrina Carpenter, Lil Baby, Tupac, and Yeat are just barely underwater.

    I trash nobody i will change this

    F*** kendrick worst feature rapper BY FAR

  • My character in Primetime was wildly inaccurate and sensationalized

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    im so unpredictable my next crashout could be this week, this month, this year, this decade

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    Kodak Spice

    im so unpredictable my next crashout could be this week, this month, this year, this decade

    Only a brand new poster would entertain this at this point

  • Kodak Spice

    im so unpredictable my next crashout could be this week, this month, this year, this decade

    Possibly even this millennium

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    Only a brand new poster would entertain this at this point

    u mean like induce one out of me?

  • In short: early is the thread's quiet producer. He's part troll and part craftsman, and he turned a forum hangout into an audience for things he actually made.

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    Kodak Spice

    u mean like induce one out of me?

    Or like keep going

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    e t

    Or like keep going

    I would egg him on for the bit

  • e t

    Or like keep going

    lol tbf i can get way more responses just arguing than crashing out

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    Stankie

    I would egg him on for the bit

    But you wouldn’t be able to in a serious authentic way

  • I actually was a little irritated with kodak recently. We talked about like an artist named underscores for like an hour and 2 days later he asked if i f***ed with that artist
    Like WTF. Ok. Then He @ 6 other times asking me if i fw that artist

  • like is kodak a gold fish ?

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    CutiePieHole

    like is kodak a gold fish ?

    Weed brain

  • CutiePieHole

    I actually was a little irritated with kodak recently. We talked about like an artist named underscores for like an hour and 2 days later he asked if i f***ed with that artist
    Like WTF. Ok. Then He @ 6 other times asking me if i fw that artist

    i donr remember talking about that w u bro deadass

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    Weed brain

    Gooning induced cte

  • BIG early

    005 by Ken Carson - Played on Soni
    @Orangutan

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    rvi

    monday joint = youre a hobbyist

    just accept it

    if i drank a glass of wine on a monday am i a wine hobbyist?

  • ⚠️ October 2025 – Discord Incident

    A message surfaced on the off-thread Discord containing homophobic slurs and personal attacks, attributed to KodakSpice, one of the thread’s central figures.
    The post violated community standards and was broadly condemned.
    Discussion afterward focused on moderation, accountability, and how to separate the thread’s performative chaos from real harassment.
    It marked a sobering moment that forced the community to reflect on its boundaries.

  • Stankie

    Gooning induced cte