Stankie

8h

Hndrxxfree if he was in the NBA
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Bunny in a pumpkin

8h

Dude

Water Giver

8h

Good one stankie, that is so hndrxx

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8h

Best eras

1. Summer 2025 (July–September): the clear winner. It's the best quarter on every measure at once. The fastest pace ever (3,108 pages a month), the most original regulars active (28 of 36, tied for the high), the most replies per post (0.79, tied), and low hostility (1.0%). It came straight out of the thread's slowest quarter, so it's also the biggest comeback in the data.

2. Fall 2023 (October–December): the golden age. Second-fastest pace (2,835 a month), tied for the most regulars active (28), and low hostility. Posts got fewer replies than in later years, but that was true of the whole early era. This is the original crew at full strength, right up until Vibe's December crashout.

3. Summer 2026 (July–September): the 100k sprint. Fast (2,802 a month) and very conversational, but only 25 of the original regulars were really active, and hostility was near its all-time high. It was a fun finish, but a meaner one than the two above.

Worst eras

1. Winter 2026 (January–March): the low point. Second-slowest pace (1,250 a month), the second-fewest regulars active (23), and the highest hostility ever measured (2.1%). That's the quarter of the Bruises and rvi blocks, the Artist and Wesley fallout, Wesley's self-mute, and the BM_ and ET fights. Bad on every measure at once.

2. Spring 2025 (April–June): the dead zone. The slowest quarter ever (1,204 a month) and the fewest regulars (22). But hostility was normal: nobody was fighting, nobody was around.

3. Spring 2024 (April–June). A smaller slump, at 1,688 a month.

Long-term trends

• The thread got more conversational. Replies per post climbed steadily from about 0.55 in 2023 to about 0.79 since mid-2025. - It also got meaner. Hostility held around 1% for three years, then roughly doubled from fall 2025 onward. Part of the first jump coincides with the switch between the two datasets, so that step is less certain. But the rise continued within the new data, from 1.6% in fall 2025 to 2.1% in 2026, so the meaner recent era is real.
• VZs faded early. VZ talk went from about 11% at launch to 3–5% in 2023 and 1–2% from 2024 on. My first chart overstated it because of the post-header problem, which is now fixed.

Tangout

8h

so basically every era i wasnt here was the worst

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

8h

gay?

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7h

Ranked by overall gooner talk thread derailment: how often they bring it up, how much of it they start themselves, and how often other people follow them into it. Both eras.

1. Kodak Spice: in a league of his own. 1,854 gooner posts, more than the next two combined, and 1,697 of them were him bringing it up unprompted. It also catches on: in the past year alone, other people followed him into it 137 times, the most of anyone. Proportionally he's right at the top too, about 19 of every 1,000 posts. Between the 269 questions to rvi and the TOS copypastas, this is still his biggest genre.

2. Camille: the respected derailer. 945 posts, and 105 follow-ups this year, second only to Kodak. His rate is lower (about 12 per 1,000), but when he goes there the thread goes with him, because everyone already answers his posts.

3. Tuneout. 635 posts and a high rate (about 14 per 1,000), with 72 follow-ups this year. You already know the material.

4. CutiePieHole. About 16.5 per 1,000, among the highest rates of anyone, 462 posts in total. The cozy Pokémon guy has a second side.

5. bmass. 481 posts at about 12 per 1,000, and 47 follow-ups. Steady, not spectacular.

Honorable mentions:

• BM_ has the highest rate in the thread: about 19 per 1,000, a hair above Kodak. He just posts too little in total to make the list.
• John Mauve is the surprise: about 16.6 per 1,000, third-highest by rate. The thread's kindest poster is also one of its filthiest, per post.
• ET: 379 posts, 57 follow-ups. Mid-table.

Caveat: this is word-matching. Words like "thick," "smash," or "booty" sometimes show up in innocent posts, Smash Bros included, so the counts carry some noise. The ranking itself, especially Kodak's lead, holds up.

Water Giver

7h

Vaxxed??

e t

7h

Ranked by overall gooner talk thread derailment: how often they bring it up, how much of it they start themselves, and how often other people follow them into it. Both eras.

1. Kodak Spice: in a league of his own. 1,854 gooner posts, more than the next two combined, and 1,697 of them were him bringing it up unprompted. It also catches on: in the past year alone, other people followed him into it 137 times, the most of anyone. Proportionally he's right at the top too, about 19 of every 1,000 posts. Between the 269 questions to rvi and the TOS copypastas, this is still his biggest genre.

2. Camille: the respected derailer. 945 posts, and 105 follow-ups this year, second only to Kodak. His rate is lower (about 12 per 1,000), but when he goes there the thread goes with him, because everyone already answers his posts.

3. Tuneout. 635 posts and a high rate (about 14 per 1,000), with 72 follow-ups this year. You already know the material.

4. CutiePieHole. About 16.5 per 1,000, among the highest rates of anyone, 462 posts in total. The cozy Pokémon guy has a second side.

5. bmass. 481 posts at about 12 per 1,000, and 47 follow-ups. Steady, not spectacular.

Honorable mentions:

• BM_ has the highest rate in the thread: about 19 per 1,000, a hair above Kodak. He just posts too little in total to make the list.
• John Mauve is the surprise: about 16.6 per 1,000, third-highest by rate. The thread's kindest poster is also one of its filthiest, per post.
• ET: 379 posts, 57 follow-ups. Mid-table.

Caveat: this is word-matching. Words like "thick," "smash," or "booty" sometimes show up in innocent posts, Smash Bros included, so the counts carry some noise. The ranking itself, especially Kodak's lead, holds up.

year of the rat

8h

this arouses me dawg

xxxkiraxxx

8h

Now I‘m too hard for the f***in radio

Purrp

7h

Get wrecked @Bruisesbruises

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

8h

@rvi bruises says she actually doesnt hate u and that she even unblocked u

thats the only reason they dont interact nicely is because she know she blocked

basically she want to squash and be nice

year of the rat

7h

i think this thread too cozy with ai for me to ever really lock a spot

rvi

7h

Then I agree to squash the beef

The beef is officially over