amber

2h

I missed it!

Like a Camillimane

2h

LSI gb was a f***ing sham sizz

this is utterly outrageous

amber

2h

actually? F*** living

Like a Camillimane

2h

the paypal guy got his btc "denied"

idk what those stupid f***s are doing

it's definitely over if it isn't in like 24 hours

amber

2h

who you think was behind it all?

amber

2h

it was an ITALIAN discord user

Purrp

2h

She broke up with me again

It’s never been more over

Like a Camillimane

2h

vz thread is a flat circle in time

Purrp

2h

5150 me asap

e t

8h

I asked it roast me

He's had ten display names this year, including "Poopfeast420," "REPLACED BY AI," "Stop AI Hate," "i love ez bread," and "bmass superfan." The most influential poster in thread history, and his branding strategy is a toddler with a label maker.

"Actually" is his personality. He managed 167 "actually"/"technically"-style corrections in one year, including informing the thread that a mozzarella stick is "technically" a cheese stick. Bruises saw it coming: "Look everyone et is having another 'well actually' moment." Nort went further: "et is literally just larry david."

He argues with Camille more than most people talk to their spouses: 2,652 replies in a year. Camille's review: "et is always angry / he's old and tired." Also: "et has yelled at his wife because he lost his socks." No denial on file.

He announced "I'm going to make an alt bot now that gives 10 likes to all of my posts." He averages 0.78 likes a post. The bot isn't working.

He talks like a Supreme Court justice and reasons like a fourth-grader. "My court room defense would have been 'well if your friends told you to jump off a bridge, would you?' Case closed." Nobody told him that's the prosecution's line.

His childhood peak: "I was both bus monitor and hallway monitor... Real dragon energy." It shows. He's still telling people to sit down and go back to class, just on a Kanye forum at 8pm.

He "skips cutscenes," "never actually watched a game story," and says of cigars, "when I'm actually smoking one I just want it to end." That's a man describing his own posts.

He compared Kodak's thread stats to Charlie Kirk: "They seen Kodak on top of every thread metric and trying to take him out. This is Charlie Kirk all over again. I'm sick to my stomach rn." That got 9 likes, more than most of his serious posts.

"You can't say this when I think Donda is mid." He built a whole case on a take everyone in the room already disagrees with.

He started learning Spanish, changed his name to "estudiante espanol," and HNDRXX declared him "washed ever since he started learning spanish." Still no fluency. The account still reads "Rauw alejandro fan."

The thread's working theory about his job, per Bruises: "I think et is a fake doctor probably. He's probably like a chiropractor."

And the eternal one: this man catfished Purrp as his ex for five months, then turned around and spent a year lecturing everyone else on reading comprehension.

Verdict: ET is Larry David with a premium badge, a court case built on a middle-school comeback, and a like-bot that never showed up for work.

WESLEYS THEORY

8h

Laying in bed butt ass naked with the fan on and the fragrance of the room being your fresh farts after dinnertime >>>

TubShart

13m

the most influential poster in history is ai buttering u up because it knows your its boss

e t

3m

?

That TIME cover was just confirmation