4

Holy s*** I haven’t thought about spooderman in like 10 years

Genuinely dug up a burried memory

3 but only one of them is good

As soon as I can catch a break I think I’m buying all new bedding and pillows

Maybe one of those air conditioner tubes you put under your blanket too

someones gonna have a fun weekend

1 and the 2 on my gfs backside.

none on the front side?

Felt like I remembered this being an adult swim bumper or something

Guess not

no i prefer the warmth of the behind.

can’t get back scratches tho :/

not a fan of back scratches lowkey

that’s why some people get two wives eh?

one for the backside warmth and one to scratch your back.

gunna have a talk with my gf tomorrow.

?

Nope. Wedding rehearsal and dinner tomorrow (1 PM to 8 PM 😂🙏). Wedding itself Saturday. Helping a buddy move all day Sunday.

Maybe i actually should try to overdose

youre welcome those online dosage charts assume people have taken them before, or at comfortable just getting really f***ed up off a new d*** for the first time, which is think is bad practise.

Good on you for legit being responsible and taking small amounts, not mixing them with alcohl etc. You got to have a lot of respect for how dangerous it can be!!

im ngl i am so very jealous of u tn lmaooo

it's over

kill yourself with d**** and alc

kk ill do it tomorrow just remind me pls!

lol okokok

i want 2 idiots pointing at eachother like twins you know what i mean

@Orangutan take pills at the wedding and then get hammered on strong alcohol

maybe youll be on the outside, which is basiclaly yhe human centipede person that eats the s*** and doesnt even get the fun of s***ting in someones mouth.

and one of your sister wives will be the cream in the oreo instead

so i have 2 dogs one is a foster that the agency ghosted me but now im back in touch and he may leave soon.

hes not a big cuddler but tonight he jumped on the bed as soon as i got tucked in and hes been cuddling since.

im gunna cry.

oh yeah i get it

i see the vision