I got a week long bachelor’s party in NC and then a wedding where I’m the best man in 2 weeks
Gonna overdose <3
f*** dat bro 4 me...
we’ve all been robotripping so hard we couldn’t speak and our grandma brought it up the next day
happens to the best of us
and also not because she dropped in as a surpise, but when you made a 5 hour drive to see her.
and shes also 100 years old, not like 75 lol
cheat code.
Oh my god…….. it’s me fr

i hate sleeping in the same bed as someone fr
no bs worst s***
hell on earth
yeah my other guy is a 10 year old black lab he’s fine he just lays around all day whether it’s a farm or a condo.
this guy like a lab / whippet mix all he wants to do is ruuuuuunnnn. but he’s so well behaved and attentive and everything.
someone just dropped him off in a field despite him clearly being trained etc. was gunna be euthanized :(
i cant even think about it im so glad u helped him out!
I really, really, really want to rape you
Cheers
i cant even think about it im so glad u helped him out!
aha i am too but now im sad that he’ll be leaving
f*** dat bro 4 me...
Just noticed i somehow typed “im in the best man” instead of “im the best man” ….
if you put that on during your first round with the perki doodle doos you woulda died 3 times over
Send me to GanjaBob
I want to be with GanjaBob
Just noticed i somehow typed “im in the best man” instead of “im the best man” ….
technically not wrong
technically not wrong
![]()
Aldo is so beautiful
bruh lets not bring this up again
mb
@RVI in november u wanna come to LA and crash my cousins wedding
Aldo is so beautiful
the goat
@RVI in november u wanna come to LA and crash my cousins wedding
Ye vibes
the goat
Hell no i aint cycle
Send me to GanjaBob
I want to be with GanjaBob
mom, where’s daddy?
hes with GanjaBob now sweetie
Will, Will I be with GanjaBob too?
Only if you snort this crispy perc 5 i got from my friend Tang, who stole it from his invalid friend while they were unconscious for a surgery
I got a week long bachelor’s party in NC and then a wedding where I’m the best man in 2 weeks
Gonna overdose <3
Interesting how nobody except the uber extroverts seem to enjoy the festivities that are meant to be fun
Like don’t get me wrong I enjoy a brief bachelors party, and I can somewhat enjoy a wedding as a guest
But as soon as I start having to be places and spend gobs of money
Kill yourself dude
Like I’m incredibly honored that you want me to be a groomsman, seriously
But kill yourself
Hell no i aint cycle

Ye vibes
im not gonna let some a****** f*** my cousin... im just not

mom, where’s daddy?
hes with GanjaBob now sweetie
Will, Will I be with GanjaBob too?
Only if you snort this crispy perc 5 i got from my friend Tang, who stole it from his invalid friend while they were unconscious for a surgery
My life is like a video game

fart boner.
fart boner.
no kink shaming