i'll be very let down if there is no sexy time

simpcity is down but it’s okay cuz camille providing content

i s*** you not,

when i was at my nans in the spring, me and my dad walked down the street (the town is one street with like 150 people tops)

and this random guy comes out of his garage when we past it and asked us who we were (since he didnt recognize us) asked us who we know here (like a gang check in or something, but im stamped fr because of nan)

and he goes what does your dad do and my dad is like i worked in blah blah in dubai but retired. a few months ago

and the random guy goes

“oh yeah, my daughter worked in korea teaching english for a few years. they tried feeding her dog. she said they whipped the dogs to make the meat more tender. anyway tell your grandmother to make vinegar tarts. bye bye! (never heard of these until then)”

literally how thr whole convo went

im so proud of u

Gonna take an adderall and start talking fringe politics at the wedding rehearsal dinner tomorrow

AI discussion

et has prepped u for this moment

i'll send vids

his Wattle looks very itchy

It’s SI (Super Intelligence) now

Thank you

What?

this the wesley account again?

tang went front 1/4 of a perc 5, to speedballs after a few drinks at a wedding in less than 24 hours

im so proud

google a wattle

Everybody in my dept at work been ironically calling it this for the last week and snapping at you if u accidentally say “artificial intelligence” instead

A naked fleshy, and usually wrinkled and highly colored, process of the skin hanging from the chin or throat of a bird or reptile.

I keep sticking my nose straight into my dogs fur after her bath today

I thought a speedball was mixing heroin and crack

careful, this is how it starts

Me before they #CutMyForeskin

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it is but we will stretch it to take a perc 5 and an adderal

Don’t actually eat her man wtf