Get crossfadeddddd

fiancée says a sexual surprise arrives in the mail tomorrow

ice tea sparkling

Gonna miss my cousins wedding because of aliens

It’s me

i wish..

Tequila soda, tequila pineapple, or tequila red bull

BULL shipped

Guy who’s never walked up to a bar
A glass of wine tho is what you’d get ?

lowkey ppl always call it crossfaded but ive always just called getting drunk with no weed a night of “fuck man this sucks we have no weed” and getting drunk with weed the default !!

sonic s***tou

buying her own replacement is such an L move

yeah immediately gets a buzz going and goes with food if ur eating

guinness but i'm in ireland so it's different

lately it's coke zero though

I would never sexualize sonic thats my hero my idol i respect him

plus if ur gonna drink wine it's gotta be earlier otherwise it taste like s*** if you've had other alc

I usually get a fernet x Coke Zero

man i love a good thick and citrusy IPA mmmmfff

Used to love Guinness but beer just doesn’t work with me

imagine vetting backshots from eggman

nothing like it !!

never had feret before

I drink wine usually if I’m out to dinner because to your point it pairs really well with food

But normally if I’m out drinking I’ll avoid it because of this reason you can’t really drink other drinks once you picked wine for the night

due to his body shape his p**** would have to be massive to effectively have intercourse

With dinner it’s always a wine or martini