Tangout 🎨
OrangutanDude
When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses
And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account
It was just pictures of dead horses
And he tagged her in every one
Even the profile picture was a dead horse
I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath
But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life
this is killing me lmaoooooo
rvi 🌵·2 repliesTangouthow much do u think @KodakSpice enjoyed getting peed on?
enough to enjoy trying it but not enough to make it a repeat thing
5/10
- Tangout 🎨Orangutan
Dude
When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses
And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account
It was just pictures of dead horses
And he tagged her in every one
Even the profile picture was a dead horse
I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath
But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life
sociapathic fr, but so funny to see the depths the despair teenagers minds come up with
- Tangout 🎨·2 repliesrvi
enough to enjoy trying it but not enough to make it a repeat thing
5/10
what do u think he ranks eating his own nut off his hand?
Stankie 🪑·1 replyOrangutanDude
When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses
And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account
It was just pictures of dead horses
And he tagged her in every one
Even the profile picture was a dead horse
I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath
But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life
??
- rvi 🌵·1 replyTangout
what do u think he ranks eating his own nut off his hand?
i forgot he did that was that a one time thing
- Tangout 🎨rvi
enough to enjoy trying it but not enough to make it a repeat thing
5/10
we should spoiler these answers so when he wakes up and sees it he can see how accirate we are
- Stankie 🪑Tangout
what do u think he ranks eating his own nut off his hand?
!l?
- Tangout 🎨·2 repliesrvi
i forgot he did that was that a one time thing
he claims its a one time thing, which isnt gay unless you were so f***ed up you dont remeber doing it. those are freebies.
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- Tangout 🎨Tangout
he claims its a one time thing, which isnt gay unless you were so f***ed up you dont remeber doing it. those are freebies.
direct quote
brining up the “what if youre sos f***ed up you dont remember” in that context was pretty suspicious if u ask me
who even thinks of that situation
- rvi 🌵·1 replyTangout
he claims its a one time thing, which isnt gay unless you were so f***ed up you dont remeber doing it. those are freebies.
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thats fair
ive never done it
fam thread lore is we used to have a poster years ago who revealed that he ate his c***every time he masturbated. (straight man) and he didnt seem to think it was very weird or uncommon
- Tangout 🎨·3 repliesrvi
thats fair
ive never done it
fam thread lore is we used to have a poster years ago who revealed that he ate his c***every time he masturbated. (straight man) and he didnt seem to think it was very weird or uncommon
that is hilarious i ate it like a dozen times. when i was a lazy teenager sometimes i would just gobble it up.
but after a few times it dawned on me how strange it was and it was also fairly unpleasant so I stopped and never did it again
- Stankie 🪑·1 reply
????????
fuego 🔥
- ·1 replyfuego
being sober for bed time has been a refreshing experience
First few weeks are rough but after that the sleep is sooooooo good
Like to the point where I’ll just stay sober for extended periods because I don’t wanna give it up
And I get craaaaaaaaaazy mf dreams. I know people say the REM-rebound dreams are weird and realistic
But I deadass have dreams that are basically a crystal clear, continuous day or two in some bizarro situation
My regular dreams are just brief scenes for the most part. Abstract, ducked continuity, only loosely strung together by an overarching scenario
But those rebound dreams are like living every second of a 12 hour directors cut Christopher Nolan movie
- rvi 🌵·2 repliesTangout that is hilarious
i ate it like a dozen times. when i was a lazy teenager sometimes i would just gobble it up.
but after a few times it dawned on me how strange it was and it was also fairly unpleasant so I stopped and never did it again
a dozen is wild
- Tangout 🎨rvi
a dozen is wild
i feel like its on the upper bound of an acceptable number
- fuego 🔥·1 replyOrangutan
Dude
When I was in 7th grade, there was this girl that reallllly loved horses
And I had a buddy who made a burner instagram account
It was just pictures of dead horses
And he tagged her in every one
Even the profile picture was a dead horse
I still see him a few times a year, and you gotta understand this guy is lowkey a sociopath
But to this day, he still brings it up on occasion and says it’s the only thing he feels guilt over, and that it’s pretty much his only regret in life
one time in grade 7 i dated this girl and she broke up with me and it made me upset so i convinced her to date me again then broke up with her in front of everyone at the bus line.
she msgd me on facebook that night saying she was gunna kill me with a knife then herself.
oopsies.
- fuego
one time in grade 7 i dated this girl and she broke up with me and it made me upset so i convinced her to date me again then broke up with her in front of everyone at the bus line.
she msgd me on facebook that night saying she was gunna kill me with a knife then herself.
oopsies.
Punked that broad
- rvi 🌵·1 replyOrangutan
First few weeks are rough but after that the sleep is sooooooo good
Like to the point where I’ll just stay sober for extended periods because I don’t wanna give it up
And I get craaaaaaaaaazy mf dreams. I know people say the REM-rebound dreams are weird and realistic
But I deadass have dreams that are basically a crystal clear, continuous day or two in some bizarro situation
My regular dreams are just brief scenes for the most part. Abstract, ducked continuity, only loosely strung together by an overarching scenario
But those rebound dreams are like living every second of a 12 hour directors cut Christopher Nolan movie
yeah i live an entire movie in my dreams every once in a while
its insane - Tangout 🎨rvi
a dozen is wild
i just had to really make sure it was right for me, and made a well informed decision on discontinuing
- fuego 🔥Stankie
????????
- Tangout 🎨·2 repliesrvi
yeah i live an entire movie in my dreams every once in a while
its insaneyou can legally order a d*** called african dream root that was used by indeignous people in africa to have extremely vivid dreams they would use as some sort of vision.
apparently the dreams are wild vivid and often somewhat unpleasant
def trying it
- fuego 🔥·2 replies
when i was a lazy teenager sometimes i would just gobble it up.
·1 replyTangouttheyve abandoned us so long, i forgot their real @
Uhhhhhhh