not only do we,
but if we had a irl vz meetup we would know all this crazy s*** about eachother and everyone except for me and like maybe 2 other people wouldnt talk because everyone is so socially anxious
which how can u be anxious knowing the things we do about eachother and tlaking for years
me and kodak gonna meet and be some shy timid mfs
or maybe not tbh and any of it wouldnt be that anxious or weird
Purrpcord moving in ways I never once thought possible
absolutely dastardly
me and kodak gonna meet and be some shy timid mfs
or maybe not tbh and any of it wouldnt be that anxious or weird
Baella behind the tree.jpeg
me and kodak gonna meet and be some shy timid mfs
or maybe not tbh and any of it wouldnt be that anxious or weird
im sure it will be anxious and timid you guys will get then drunk and have a great memory
me and kodak gonna meet and be some shy timid mfs
or maybe not tbh and any of it wouldnt be that anxious or weird
Maybe it could be nice and fun
this is f***ing crazy
my biggest fear is getting sleep paralysis
spookiest thing that u can remeber from all these experiences??
ive never had any issues with non of this/
ive had false awakening a few times before and its always just funny or strange.
one time i lucid dreamed with this tenchique where u count ur fingers every 30 minutes and then youll eventually do it in a dream, if the fingers are wrong it means ur in a dream. it worked and i just couldnt wake up and it was terrifying lol. i was like 14
Scariest was this one “thing” that happened to me about 6-12 months after I went hard on the psychedelics. I say “thing” because I’m not really sure what it was.
So I was back living with my dad, and I remember waking up to pitch black, which was weird because I always slept with my tv on
I figured it just auto-slept or something, so I got out of bed on my left side, and starting to walk around to the right side to grab the tv remote (the tv stand was really close to my bed, but not close enough to reach the remote).
When I get to the right side of my bed and reach out for the remote, I completely go limp and fall back into my bed
And you have to remember, I felt totally awake during this, like more awake than any other dream or nightmare or anything. You know how you have a dream that feels real, but then you wake up and kinda scratch your head at how you didn’t know it was fake in the moment
This wasn’t like that at all.
So anyway, fell back on the bed. I’m a little tweaked out, but I rationalize it by convincing myself I just tripped or something.
So I get up again on the left side, walk around the right, reach out…. Go limp again, fall back on bed.
This repeats a few times, til I feel this extremely evil presence in the room, demonic is the best way I can describe it, and on one of the loops, I fall onto my bed, but then I feel a massive hand grab both of my ankles at once.
It pulls me out of bed, then starts dragging me against the ceiling and walls and swinging me through the air
I don’t know if I’ve ever been so terrified in my life. But eventually, he slams me back on to my bed, and I’m suddenly awake. Like actually awake, but I didn’t feel like I had just woken up from a dream, more like I had just snapped out of a state
Sorry for the essay
But I got tons of crazy dream/sleep stories
Maybe it could be nice and fun
i gotta go to bed what are u shoving up ur ass and do u need my help?
A nut cream poop is always so classic @Orangutan
Dilly dilly
i gotta go to bed what are u shoving up ur ass and do u need my help?
Nah just wanted to know if you had before I trust you for that
i gotta go to bed what are u shoving up ur ass and do u need my help?
You're not supposed to do that while drowsy
Scariest was this one “thing” that happened to me about 6-12 months after I went hard on the psychedelics. I say “thing” because I’m not really sure what it was.
So I was back living with my dad, and I remember waking up to pitch black, which was weird because I always slept with my tv on
I figured it just auto-slept or something, so I got out of bed on my left side, and starting to walk around to the right side to grab the tv remote (the tv stand was really close to my bed, but not close enough to reach the remote).
When I get to the right side of my bed and reach out for the remote, I completely go limp and fall back into my bed
And you have to remember, I felt totally awake during this, like more awake than any other dream or nightmare or anything. You know how you have a dream that feels real, but then you wake up and kinda scratch your head at how you didn’t know it was fake in the moment
This wasn’t like that at all.
So anyway, fell back on the bed. I’m a little tweaked out, but I rationalize it by convincing myself I just tripped or something.
So I get up again on the left side, walk around the right, reach out…. Go limp again, fall back on bed.
This repeats a few times, til I feel this extremely evil presence in the room, demonic is the best way I can describe it, and on one of the loops, I fall onto my bed, but then I feel a massive hand grab both of my ankles at once.
It pulls me out of bed, then starts dragging me against the ceiling and walls and swinging me through the air
I don’t know if I’ve ever been so terrified in my life. But eventually, he slams me back on to my bed, and I’m suddenly awake. Like actually awake, but I didn’t feel like I had just woken up from a dream, more like I had just snapped out of a state
Sorry for the essay
But I got tons of crazy dream/sleep stories
scary as f***
Nah just wanted to know if you had before I trust you for that
ok now im curious but i will let it be
@YungPapi this guys needs your help!!
Scariest was this one “thing” that happened to me about 6-12 months after I went hard on the psychedelics. I say “thing” because I’m not really sure what it was.
So I was back living with my dad, and I remember waking up to pitch black, which was weird because I always slept with my tv on
I figured it just auto-slept or something, so I got out of bed on my left side, and starting to walk around to the right side to grab the tv remote (the tv stand was really close to my bed, but not close enough to reach the remote).
When I get to the right side of my bed and reach out for the remote, I completely go limp and fall back into my bed
And you have to remember, I felt totally awake during this, like more awake than any other dream or nightmare or anything. You know how you have a dream that feels real, but then you wake up and kinda scratch your head at how you didn’t know it was fake in the moment
This wasn’t like that at all.
So anyway, fell back on the bed. I’m a little tweaked out, but I rationalize it by convincing myself I just tripped or something.
So I get up again on the left side, walk around the right, reach out…. Go limp again, fall back on bed.
This repeats a few times, til I feel this extremely evil presence in the room, demonic is the best way I can describe it, and on one of the loops, I fall onto my bed, but then I feel a massive hand grab both of my ankles at once.
It pulls me out of bed, then starts dragging me against the ceiling and walls and swinging me through the air
I don’t know if I’ve ever been so terrified in my life. But eventually, he slams me back on to my bed, and I’m suddenly awake. Like actually awake, but I didn’t feel like I had just woken up from a dream, more like I had just snapped out of a state
Sorry for the essay
But I got tons of crazy dream/sleep stories
not what i should’ve read before bed but this is terrifying
the whole not waking up until u hit a bed thing is really “dream logic”
no wonder im so strange…
ive never even thought about this
Don’t worry I did it too
Think I astral projected like 2 or 3 times as well
But I always triiiiiiiiped tf out as soon as I actually fully left my body, and would just go back immediately
Don’t worry I did it too
Think I astral projected like 2 or 3 times as well
But I always triiiiiiiiped tf out as soon as I actually fully left my body, and would just go back immediately
oh ya i think i remember us talking about this vaguely maybe
and saying u did too doesnt ease my worrying we both wound up in this spot on the internet!!!
not what i should’ve read before bed but this is terrifying
the whole not waking up until u hit a bed thing is really “dream logic”
You asked
Like I said, lots more where that came from so ask me to spin a yarn any time
Maybe I’ll record some orangutan Halloween specials so you all can hear my arousing voice
oh ya i think i remember us talking about this vaguely maybe
and saying u did too doesnt ease my worrying we both wound up in this spot on the internet!!!
Synchronicity
goodnight sweet dreams
Synchronicity
goodnight sweet dreams
gnight!!
goodnight sweet dreams
Gn
You asked
Like I said, lots more where that came from so ask me to spin a yarn any time
Maybe I’ll record some orangutan Halloween specials so you all can hear my arousing voice

i did ask!!
oculd u imagine the aura if we replaced all the podcast crap in the OP with just multiple vocaroo of u telling halloween dream stories
Brb gonna take a very brief shower
ok ill b asleep goodnight geeker!!
Please stay out of grown folks business if you can't handle adult convos
You were right to say it