See I think people just have this idea of me thar isn't true. And it's very hurtful

one time i was fingering a girl and i could feel the poo in her butt through her vaginal wall.

i swear i could it was a hard different texture that was pushing up on the bottom.

At that point I don't think it's called love anymore

Sorry for being a human. Sorry for being me.

If someone smells foul, I never look at them the same again. I could never be with a girl that smells frequently

SAME

Yup I can be their manager who’s too old to be their manager

Like DJ Phat and Nettspend

F***.

I wish Dj phat came and stole me from my parents at age 14 to come to the stu, sip lean and rap on jerk beats.

F***.

This is real adult talk how about you go back to jr high pal

He said he cleaned it up too to not make her feel bad and the smell was in car for weeks

My rage would be crazy

It's not hard to make et gag tbh

Just say "let's increase the minimum wage"

i say muscley men and it turns me off all the time because i know theyre eating proteine, not drinking water and farting like disgusting. and sweating rotten eggs. and their c***probably taste gross too

god i can’t imagine it. theyre so gross

You sharted while gooning?

Depends how crazy she works that thing and if she bad

I done dated

You suppose to do a come hither motion not just jack hammer the cave 💀

Uh… no

I’d rather be with a 4 that smells amazing than a 10 that smells like feet and armpits

I enjoy a bit of stank (not the poster)

its ok.

its not too late

dont let your dreams stay dreams

you can find a 14 year old to steal yourself

Turns out you cant just book a studio the day of anymore . Whatever

Weenie hut junior is at least sanitary 🥺

What do steroids do to the taste of jism? I’ve heard through the grapevine that they make your p**** small!

They’d have to send a swat team to pull me off of that armpit 10