Always at the scene of the crime
Im not the same person as i once was. What if someone brought up ur past?
Im not the same person as i once was. What if someone brought up ur past?
Don’t even have to do that
Let’s talk about his present
When I was like 16 or 17 this girl was really into me and invited me to her apartment when her ma was gone
We had a whole bottle of vodka and it was me n a homie
She was taking the longest shower in the world and getting ready forever so me n my homie drank so much of the vodka just shooting the s*** and I got piss drunk
She was gone for like 2 hours iirc
When she got out I was so f***ed, I asked to use the bathroom, I had to use all my strength and power to stand up and concentrate pissing into the toilet
After I was done I feel to the left of the toilet and busted my ass in the tub and dragged down the bathroom curtain and pole off the wall on top of me with my d*** still out
She came running to the bathroom to make sure I was ok and had to carry me as I'm drunk limping to her room and I spent the night throwing up and passing out and drooling in her bed and she took care of me and my homie passed on the couch in the family room
Mission accomplished 😎👍
When I was like 16 or 17 this girl was really into me and invited me to her apartment when her ma was gone
We had a whole bottle of vodka and it was me n a homie
She was taking the longest shower in the world and getting ready forever so me n my homie drank so much of the vodka just shooting the s*** and I got piss drunk
She was gone for like 2 hours iirc
When she got out I was so f***ed, I asked to use the bathroom, I had to use all my strength and power to stand up and concentrate pissing into the toilet
After I was done I feel to the left of the toilet and busted my ass in the tub and dragged down the bathroom curtain and pole off the wall on top of me with my d*** still out
She came running to the bathroom to make sure I was ok and had to carry me as I'm drunk limping to her room and I spent the night throwing up and passing out and drooling in her bed and she took care of me and my homie passed on the couch in the family room
Mission accomplished 😎👍
oh i know this gonna be good
put pressure on her poop sack
Still disgusts me
Im not the same person as i once was. What if someone brought up ur past?

Oh come on

CPH WTF
When I was like 16 or 17 this girl was really into me and invited me to her apartment when her ma was gone
We had a whole bottle of vodka and it was me n a homie
She was taking the longest shower in the world and getting ready forever so me n my homie drank so much of the vodka just shooting the s*** and I got piss drunk
She was gone for like 2 hours iirc
When she got out I was so f***ed, I asked to use the bathroom, I had to use all my strength and power to stand up and concentrate pissing into the toilet
After I was done I feel to the left of the toilet and busted my ass in the tub and dragged down the bathroom curtain and pole off the wall on top of me with my d*** still out
She came running to the bathroom to make sure I was ok and had to carry me as I'm drunk limping to her room and I spent the night throwing up and passing out and drooling in her bed and she took care of me and my homie passed on the couch in the family room
Mission accomplished 😎👍
you couldve had an eiffel tower instead you got into a fight with a shower rod and threw up all over her house
Oh come on

bro wtf is the thread since 100k?
last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.
bro wtf is the thread since 100k?
last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.
Yeah
Yeah
It was like this before 100k
bro wtf is the thread since 100k?
last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.
and dont forget tang is snorting percs and i went on a 5 day shamanic mushrooms and dxm bender.
you couldve had an eiffel tower instead you got into a fight with a shower rod and threw up all over her house
She thot she was gonna be my lady of the night
She became my nurse
bro wtf is the thread since 100k?
last night we had tune talking about eating c***and today cutie is doing a lesson on how to make a girl s*** from sex.
Tune out said he and some girl synchronised a fart into each other's butthole in the last thread
viewtiful VZ
i have the demo disc for this game on my gamecube and always wanted to play the full thing and never did.
someday im buying it and playing it on my old gamecube
She thot she was gonna be my lady of the night
She became my nurse
You brought your boy to block lol
It was like this before 100k
There was a time when it was not
Then the p*** addicts showed up
viewtiful VZ
this was fire!!
There was a time when it was not
Then the p*** addicts showed up
It’s not even p*** talk anymore, it’s all disgusting stuff
Tune out said he and some girl synchronised a fart into each other's butthole in the last thread
oh yeah but thats common knowledge ive said that story a few times.
and i farted into her butt and then she refarted out my fart.
she never farted into my butt that would be ridiculous
@Echiham u like?
