e t 👽·1 reply
weyWhich one
Tokyo ghoul
·1 replye tWhere’s @Camille
ET misses me
- wey 🇵🇭e t
WELCOME TO THE VZ PLANNER THREAD: A GUIDE FOR NEW USERS
WHAT THIS PLACE IS
Started September 2022 as a thread for planning VZ battles (two artists, song vs song, the thread votes).
2,500,010 posts and 100,000 pages later, it's mostly a chat thread. VZs are rare now.
Reality check: last year, only a handful of brand-new posters stuck around. Getting in takes effort. Here's how.HOW TO GET NOTICED (this is from the actual numbers)
- Write a real sentence. Posts under 15 characters get ignored 38% of the time. Posts of 60-200 characters get twice the replies.
- Tag people. Posts with an @ get the most likes of anything and are only ignored 10% of the time.
- Ask questions. Ending with a question gets you about 30% more replies.
- Have a take. Longer posts (200+ characters) get the most replies of all. People here love to argue.
- Show up between 6 and 10pm Eastern. That's when the thread is busiest and replies come fastest. Posting at 5am is posting into the void.
- Talk music. It's still the thread's common language.
WHO'S WHO (the regulars)
Kodak Spice: the most posts in thread history (230k+). Asks a lot of questions. Answer them.
Camille: the thread's center. Opinions delivered as verdicts. Almost every post he makes gets a reply.
HNDRXX: Future's biggest fan alive. Camille's other half.
Bruises: dry, sharp, disagreeable on purpose. The most people reply to her.
ET: the main character. Loves an argument. Don't take it personally.
Tuneout: says goodnight, doesn't leave. "oh ya."
JACKIE/COWBOY ARTIST: R&B, Prince, Madonna, and chaos, in formal English.
rvi: quiet, dry, deep music taste.
bmass (wey): Drake guy turned Kendrick lister. Learning Spanish.
CutiePieHole: Tinashe, Pokemon, typos, good vibes.
Kdogone: new OP. Most-liked poster in the thread. Be nice to him.
fuego: the nicest guy here. Canadian.
Sizzy (dawn), early (BIG), Stankie, UncMC, Orangutan, frenchpress, Purrp, Nort, FBG LIIIIT, Echi: all regulars, all worth knowing.
Mods: SAB (bans people for gif choices) and BM_ (argues with ET).GLOSSARY
VZ: a Verzuz battle between two artists
Rep: the person arguing for one side in a VZ
Host: runs the VZ
OP: whoever runs the thread
Stickers:
= lmao, 
= side-eye, 
= I see what you did
"u fw": do you like it (Kodak's catchphrase, 291 uses)
"huge W", "oh ya": Tuneout
"free herbthot": a long story. Just say it.HOW THE CULTURE WORKS
- Insults here are mostly affection. The average fight is over in about 6 minutes. Don't leave over one.
- The thread loves Drake and Kanye, mostly likes Kendrick, and is secretly obsessed with Madonna. J. Cole is the one big name people are against.
- Everyone has a gimmick. Find yours, but don't force it.
- Don't ask if the thread is dead. It's been "dying" for four years.
DON'TS
- Don't spam one-word posts. You'll be ignored.
- Don't post anyone's real-life info. Not yours, not theirs. Ever.
- Don't ask Bruises about rvi.
- Don't bring up the comic club. It died. We don't talk about it.
LORE YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT
herbthot: Kodak's banned farmer alt. Long live herbthot.
Vibe: the villain of 2022-23. Wesley's album: promised in 2023, premiered in 2026, still not on streaming.
Kodak's prophecy: he said "page 100k in 2026" on New Year's Eve. He was right.Welcome in. Post something real, tag someone, and don't say goodnight unless you mean it.
Mine is outdated
- e t 👽·1 replyLike a Camillimane
ET misses me
Always
- wey 🇵🇭·1 replye t
Tokyo ghoul
Oh wow
Yeah it gets better
EchiCat 🐱·1 reply
i rlly like this song mostly cause she just wanted to make a FKA Twigs song and sometimes u just gotta do that
THEREALHNDRXXFREESelling account
200k post and recognizable brandSerious inquieres only pls
hit discord dm
i have an old friend looking to get back into "vz"
Stankie 🪑·3 repliesDie light skins🖕
- ·3 repliese t
Always
latest living so italian update
- wey 🇵🇭
OP “whoever runs the thread” lmao
Huge fall offf
- e t 👽·1 replyTHEREALHNDRXXFREE
Selling account
200k post and recognizable brandSerious inquieres only pls
Why’d you make up that bruises s*** earlier lol nothing in either cord
- wey 🇵🇭Stankie
Die light skins🖕
Honey bbq twisted fritos and a hot dogggg
- e t 👽·1 replyLike a Camillimane
latest living so italian update
Translation: you’ve been scammed
Heyyy heyyyyy I'm uh hot dogggg
- ·2 replies
DAY 8 OF TELLING @Hndrxx_Free TO KILL HIMSELF UNTIL LSI LEAKS
kys
·5 replies
sab language 3that’s definitely not the best course of action
block her
That's very dramatic
I think I told rvi kys one time and that's just a thing I say to say "you're annoying"
The blocking was obviously a bit (I blocked posters I regularly interact with and like)
Then I think I made one snarky remark about tnght posters because he annoyed me a bit (I still like Stanky idk why that offended him so deeply)
Then I took a single night off from the thread and naturally people in here don't understand that behavior
- Stankie 🪑
Signed by Richard M. Weiss
- EchiCat 🐱Like a Camillimane
latest living so italian update
harass orangutan? got it
- ·2 repliese t
Why’d you make up that bruises s*** earlier lol nothing in either cord
U saw mw saying tuneout is a nort alt and that she tried suiciding by drinking dr pepper and took it seriously and check
- Stankie 🪑THEREALHNDRXXFREE
U saw mw saying tuneout is a nort alt and that she tried suiciding by drinking dr pepper and took it seriously and check
- ·1 reply
DAY 8 OF QUOTING WTT LYRICS UNTIL LSI LEAKS
@Orangutan @Stankie @Hndrxx_Free @Extraterrestrial
"I've been waiting for a long, long time.... just to get off and throw my hands up high and live my life"
·1 replyStankieDie light skins🖕
Killing myself
Hope it make you feel better
- Stankie 🪑·1 replyWater Giver
Killing myself
Hope it make you feel better
It’s KobeToThe’s words not mine!!
- e t 👽THEREALHNDRXXFREE
U saw mw saying tuneout is a nort alt and that she tried suiciding by drinking dr pepper and took it seriously and check
Lmao I only saw the first post
