#1
As a closeted Playboi Carti stan this thread needed to be made or no one else would step up. It's so clear that post-XXL 2017 Playboi Carti was cloned and replaced with VLONE Cloning Technology, and the infamous VLUNT to sedate him. However, in 2017 the VLONE Cloning Technology was still flawed, it causes the sleeve (body) of the clone to wear out at a much faster pace than normal, brain function is also very slow, that's why in recent months you've seen "Carti" acting erratic, of course you niggas blame Percocet's and that's what Bari want's you to think, but VLONE Cloned Sleeves cannot handle opioidss, their body would immediately reject it causing the clone to die.

Why would Bari do this?

Bari started off as a low level grunt in the A$AP mob and he eventually corroded the minds of the rest of the A$AP mob thru ancient Vlunt's that now pale in comparison to what he has. He eventually took over control of A$AP mob after manipulating the PCP ridden bodies of Rocky and Yams to give him control, although now Rocky has had has system drained of the Vlunt but he still complies with Bari's order due to fear of being Vlunt'ed again or killed. Bari does this for control, he's a control freak. He control's the Vlone thugs fully, with the Vlone Cloned Sleeves, Bari is able to manipulate them into doing anything he wishes. Of course the most infamous Vlunting, is patient zero, Spaceghostpurrp. In hindsight the OG Vlunt was severely flawed, and after it being given to SGP it caused his brain to quite literally melt making him incapable of doing anything other than existing on his sofa in the Hialeah projects of Florida.

How do I know this?

I actually work as a intern for GQ in the men's fashion department, and obviously Rocky is often contacted as he is probably the most stylish nigga alive. But beside that, GQ was invited to a private house party at Rocky's crib, not for work he just wanted to have us over for always doing work with him so no cameras were allowed. The party was really fun actually Rocky is that nigga, but after a long night of drinking my balls were about to explode and I needed to drain them, so me being drunk as f*** I'm stumbling in this big ass house trying to find bathroom, and when I finally get to it I walk in and I see Frank Ocean smooching this white kid, he just said "man get the f*** out theres another bathroom in the basement dumbass nigga" I didn't even say anything beside a awkward "o, ok". So I stumble into the basement s***'s dark as hell no light in that b**** and I see what I think is the bathroom but when I open the door I am horrified. It's a VLONE Labatory with a massive freezer down the hall, I opened up the freezer and there I saw, PLAYBOI CARTI BUTT ASS NAKED FROZEN IN A GLASS TOMB. I was like hell nah this gotta be a joke, and as I was about to turn around to leave A$AP Rocky was there standing in the door frame just staring at me I was like "aye aye man i ain't see nothing this ain't none of my business", he gave me a light smirk than said "Beautiful art piece, isn't he?" I was like "nigga huh?" and than he said "Jordan. He's beautiful, I needed to have him forever" After that he passed me a blunt that was glowing and I woke up in the middle of some street naked, I don't know what's real or not man.

im not reading any of that gtfo

Imagine all the time you used to make this but instead doing something productive

this is why carti stans suck

OP vlunted

i like it

no one will read that, but good effort OP

was op banned by mod$?

(yes)

Are you 12 bro? This is immature and not funny.

i think so too because #1 As a closeted Playboi Carti stan this thread needed to be made or no one else would step up. It's so clear that post-XXL 2017 Playboi Carti was cloned and replaced with VLONE Cloning Technology, and the infamous VLUNT to sedate him. However, in 2017 the VLONE Cloning Technology was still flawed, it causes the sleeve (body) of the clone to wear out at a much faster pace than normal, brain function is also very slow, that's why in recent months you've seen "Carti" acting erratic, of course you niggas blame Percocet's and that's what Bari want's you to think, but VLONE Cloned Sleeves cannot handle opioidss, their body would immediately reject it causing the clone to die.
Why would Bari do this?
Bari started off as a low level grunt in the A$AP mob and he eventually corroded the minds of the rest of the A$AP mob thru ancient Vlunt's that now pale in comparison to what he has. He eventually took over control of A$AP mob after manipulating the PCP ridden bodies of Rocky and Yams to give him control, although now Rocky has had has system drained of the Vlunt but he still complies with Bari's order due to fear of being Vlunt'ed again or killed. Bari does this for control, he's a control freak. He control's the Vlone thugs fully, with the Vlone Cloned Sleeves, Bari is able to manipulate them into doing anything he wishes. Of course the most infamous Vlunting, is patient zero, Spaceghostpurrp. In hindsight the OG Vlunt was severely flawed, and after it being given to SGP it caused his brain to quite literally melt making him incapable of doing anything other than existing on his sofa in the Hialeah projects of Florida.
How do I know this?
I actually work as a intern for GQ in the men's fashion department, and obviously Rocky is often contacted as he is probably the most stylish nigga alive. But beside that, GQ was invited to a private house party at Rocky's crib, not for work he just wanted to have us over for always doing work with him so no cameras were allowed. The party was really fun actually Rocky is that nigga, but after a long night of drinking my balls were about to explode and I needed to drain them, so me being drunk as f*** I'm stumbling in this big ass house trying to find bathroom, and when I finally get to it I walk in and I see Frank Ocean smooching this white kid, he just said "man get the f*** out theres another bathroom in the basement dumbass nigga" I didn't even say anything beside a awkward "o, ok". So I stumble into the basement s***'s dark as hell no light in that b**** and I see what I think is the bathroom but when I open the door I am horrified. It's a VLONE Labatory with a massive freezer down the hall, I opened up the freezer and there I saw, PLAYBOI CARTI BUTT ASS NAKED FROZEN IN A GLASS TOMB. I was like hell nah this gotta be a joke, and as I was about to turn around to leave A$AP Rocky was there standing in the door frame just staring at me I was like "aye aye man i ain't see nothing this ain't none of my business", he gave me a light smirk than said "Beautiful art piece, isn't he?" I was like "nigga huh?" and than he said "Jordan. He's beautiful, I needed to have him forever" After that he passed me a blunt that was glowing and I woke up in the middle of some street naked, I don't know what's real or not man.

Bruh

Stay sleep then, OP speaking nothing but fax...

carti copypastas haven't been funny since ktt1

Interesting that you say that because #1
As a closeted Playboi Carti stan this thread needed to be made or no one else would step up. It's so clear that post-XXL 2017 Playboi Carti was cloned and replaced with VLONE Cloning Technology, and the infamous VLUNT to sedate him. However, in 2017 the VLONE Cloning Technology was still flawed, it causes the sleeve (body) of the clone to wear out at a much faster pace than normal, brain function is also very slow, that's why in recent months you've seen "Carti" acting erratic, of course you niggas blame Percocet's and that's what Bari want's you to think, but VLONE Cloned Sleeves cannot handle opioidss, their body would immediately reject it causing the clone to die.
Why would Bari do this?
Bari started off as a low level grunt in the A$AP mob and he eventually corroded the minds of the rest of the A$AP mob thru ancient Vlunt's that now pale in comparison to what he has. He eventually took over control of A$AP mob after manipulating the PCP ridden bodies of Rocky and Yams to give him control, although now Rocky has had has system drained of the Vlunt but he still complies with Bari's order due to fear of being Vlunt'ed again or killed. Bari does this for control, he's a control freak. He control's the Vlone thugs fully, with the Vlone Cloned Sleeves, Bari is able to manipulate them into doing anything he wishes. Of course the most infamous Vlunting, is patient zero, Spaceghostpurrp. In hindsight the OG Vlunt was severely flawed, and after it being given to SGP it caused his brain to quite literally melt making him incapable of doing anything other than existing on his sofa in the Hialeah projects of Florida.
How do I know this?
I actually work as a intern for GQ in the men's fashion department, and obviously Rocky is often contacted as he is probably the most stylish nigga alive. But beside that, GQ was invited to a private house party at Rocky's crib, not for work he just wanted to have us over for always doing work with him so no cameras were allowed. The party was really fun actually Rocky is that nigga, but after a long night of drinking my balls were about to explode and I needed to drain them, so me being drunk as f*** I'm stumbling in this big ass house trying to find bathroom, and when I finally get to it I walk in and I see Frank Ocean smooching this white kid, he just said "man get the f*** out theres another bathroom in the basement dumbass nigga" I didn't even say anything beside a awkward "o, ok". So I stumble into the basement s***'s dark as hell no light in that b**** and I see what I think is the bathroom but when I open the door I am horrified. It's a VLONE Labatory with a massive freezer down the hall, I opened up the freezer and there I saw, PLAYBOI CARTI BUTT ASS NAKED FROZEN IN A GLASS TOMB. I was like hell nah this gotta be a joke, and as I was about to turn around to leave A$AP Rocky was there standing in the door frame just staring at me I was like "aye aye man i ain't see nothing this ain't none of my business", he gave me a light smirk than said "Beautiful art piece, isn't he?" I was like "nigga huh?" and than he said "Jordan. He's beautiful, I needed to have him forever" After that he passed me a blunt that was glowing and I woke up in the middle of some street naked, I don't know what's real or not man.

maybe but #1 As a closeted Playboi Carti stan this thread needed to be made or no one else would step up. It's so clear that post-XXL 2017 Playboi Carti was cloned and replaced with VLONE Cloning Technology, and the infamous VLUNT to sedate him. However, in 2017 the VLONE Cloning Technology was still flawed, it causes the sleeve (body) of the clone to wear out at a much faster pace than normal, brain function is also very slow, that's why in recent months you've seen "Carti" acting erratic, of course you niggas blame Percocet's and that's what Bari want's you to think, but VLONE Cloned Sleeves cannot handle opioidss, their body would immediately reject it causing the clone to die.
Why would Bari do this?
Bari started off as a low level grunt in the A$AP mob and he eventually corroded the minds of the rest of the A$AP mob thru ancient Vlunt's that now pale in comparison to what he has. He eventually took over control of A$AP mob after manipulating the PCP ridden bodies of Rocky and Yams to give him control, although now Rocky has had has system drained of the Vlunt but he still complies with Bari's order due to fear of being Vlunt'ed again or killed. Bari does this for control, he's a control freak. He control's the Vlone thugs fully, with the Vlone Cloned Sleeves, Bari is able to manipulate them into doing anything he wishes. Of course the most infamous Vlunting, is patient zero, Spaceghostpurrp. In hindsight the OG Vlunt was severely flawed, and after it being given to SGP it caused his brain to quite literally melt making him incapable of doing anything other than existing on his sofa in the Hialeah projects of Florida.
How do I know this?
I actually work as a intern for GQ in the men's fashion department, and obviously Rocky is often contacted as he is probably the most stylish nigga alive. But beside that, GQ was invited to a private house party at Rocky's crib, not for work he just wanted to have us over for always doing work with him so no cameras were allowed. The party was really fun actually Rocky is that nigga, but after a long night of drinking my balls were about to explode and I needed to drain them, so me being drunk as f*** I'm stumbling in this big ass house trying to find bathroom, and when I finally get to it I walk in and I see Frank Ocean smooching this white kid, he just said "man get the f*** out theres another bathroom in the basement dumbass nigga" I didn't even say anything beside a awkward "o, ok". So I stumble into the basement s***'s dark as hell no light in that b**** and I see what I think is the bathroom but when I open the door I am horrified. It's a VLONE Labatory with a massive freezer down the hall, I opened up the freezer and there I saw, PLAYBOI CARTI BUTT ASS NAKED FROZEN IN A GLASS TOMB. I was like hell nah this gotta be a joke, and as I was about to turn around to leave A$AP Rocky was there standing in the door frame just staring at me I was like "aye aye man i ain't see nothing this ain't none of my business", he gave me a light smirk than said "Beautiful art piece, isn't he?" I was like "nigga huh?" and than he said "Jordan. He's beautiful, I needed to have him forever" After that he passed me a blunt that was glowing and I woke up in the middle of some street naked, I don't know what's real or not man.

this post was sponsored by ASAP Bari

tldr but yeah totally

I know Altered Carbon is a good show but yall need to chill.

I believe this OP

sgp was right

someone capture the pcp bandit b4 he strikes again

"low level grunt"

I thought carti died for a sec...