Since the economy is f***ed up, I searched for ways to save money, with the long-term goal of buying moee apartments to become a bigger landlord. My first instinct was to save on food costs. Since I know some of y'all also fell on some hard times, especially the crypto dudes, I thought I'd let you in on some game.

These dandelions can be found in any sidewalk in any town.

Wash them to cleanse them of pollutants

Add some sauce for flavoring (bonus tip: stretch the sauce out by adding water to increase sauce longevity via dilution thereof)

Voila! That's a good chunk of Vitamin K needs covered right there.

TLDR: Economy bad, groceries expensive. Eat sidewalk plants, no more poor.

Ugh, I bought 25lbs of lentils. Pretty good. Make a big pitcher of barley tea during the summer. Super cheap stuff I enjoy

what's barley tea

Crypto boys this down bad? Over imaginary money 😂😂😂

OP really out here prowling the streets like a feral being eating pavement grass like

Just this asian tea they enjoy in the hot months. Got some for free once and it lasted forever. Amazon has it. Just water and the bag in the fridge. Less caffeine. I enjoy it

Bro, there are organizations and food banks that are dedicated to giving out free food, why is your first resort eating lawn grass?

Like you couldn't look into food stamps?

if cops catch you foraging for leaves you're getting arrested. make sure you aren't being followed

smh men have too much pride to sign up for govt assistance

good ol' commie cuisine

A bum pissed on those dandelions

ya im not eating leaves

Pedigree Dog food ftw frfr

If Elon Musk said this then the whole Investments thread would be grabbin their pruning shears

eating out is definitely od expensive

Just go to prison bro

nah you buggin.

There's this wild plant that comes from the sugarcane family and the insides has the texture of a fluffy egg. Man I love nature

You can also make dandelion tea

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Money in general is just imaginary numbers that everyone believes in

op really got this s*** from 4chan huh