Green beans not pictured

Ghormeh sabzi w the red beans

salmon salad with lemon olive oil blk olives brown rice

ya u weren’t lying about those red beans

u made this?

I ate it

you got gas?

Gas all I smoke

thad’s wassup

Canned tuna for a late night snack

Pittsburg rare steak

Seared on the top, rare everywhere else

Hummus

Hell yea

Plantains look fire

Also fw the fruit/veggie plate , looks good

Vegan shawarma (soy) with own made dressing and zero sugar chili sauce

That curry chicken?

Jerk but it was kinda mid

Home warming party, forgot to get a pic of the plate but wife made banana pudding

this is why I dont get delivery yall. I just got served what I'm gonna say was the worst s*** I've ever ordered in my life. ordered a spaghetti aglio e olio from a cheap trattoria type spot I had never been to near me. I figure, simple elegant dish, hard to f*** up, always solid, what could go wrong.

and you know its one thing to not season any of the food, which they didn't. and its another thing to have it swimming in hot disgusting oil. ard bet.

but how you gonna overcook the pasta into oblivion to the point that it feels like slimy mush in your mouth to the point that it's unsalvageable, what the f*** man. how did you f*** up this badly. like I'm not mad, im stunned. how are you a chef and you feel good about what you just served somebody. did you not think "man these noodles have been in for 17 minutes, maybe I should start over". and no I dont have pictures because I chucked that s*** right into the garbage even after I added 4 spices and dumped like a quarter cup of oil out of the takeout tray, something I've never done to no s*** I've ever ordered off doordash before.

you could've woke me out of a drunken stupor and sawed my right hand off and I still would've made some better aglio e olio than that garbage, you could give me brain damage to the point that i forgot how to prepare that dish and I still probably could've cooked some better s*** than that

tbf pasta is prolly a bottom tier takeout food