Synecdoche

5y

my nervous system shut down when I seen a notification from you

MarcTuscan

5y

What’s a good breakfast food if i wanna avoid eggs/oatmeal/sausage/cereals/& all those pastries??

POOM POOM DOOM

5y

Imagine making a patty melt out of this:

Buckleys Angel

5y

I reject this entire premise.

Sloppy Joe… sausage? That’s unacceptable.

POOM POOM DOOM

5y

I mean it's ground meat, which is what a sloppy joe is anyways.

Dr Hunty

5y

can't wait for this to flush out my IBS

POOM POOM DOOM

5y

Imagine making a patty melt out of this:

SlicedBread

5y

Johnsonville has great sausages

big pause

but sloppy joe sausage? hard pass

XenoMorph

5y

never had shawarma what is it

Synecdoche

5y

my girl was shopping for keto and I feel bad just smashing some donuts right in front of her but sheesh these are nice w a black coffee

MarcTuscan

5y

What’s a good breakfast food if i wanna avoid eggs/oatmeal/sausage/cereals/& all those pastries??

ghosting

5y

smoothie

proper

5y

bro said he tryna bulk w that puny ass 7g of protein egg