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    winterinprague

    know someone who puts ketchup on his tamales

    Seen mfs do ketchup on popcorn too

  • May 15, 2020
    winterinprague

    Dralez too

    Sounds kinda fire on a chicken tamale

  • May 15, 2020
    rhyming rhino

    One time we were watching Macbeth in english class and the kid a few seats down from me was beating off to it under the table. Then he finishes and eats his c***right then and there. Lil chinese nigga was sucking on his fingers and everything. Dude got snitched on for obvious reasons and the administration had to tell all of his teachers to report it if he does it again

    Swear to god this was how they was passing out papers to him

    What the F*** dude must be a serial killer nowadays

  • May 15, 2020
    ferris

    when i was a sales advisor at a clothing store one of my coworkers would suck guys’ d***s in the fitting room and post videos on twitter

    Suck customers d***s or other coworkers d***s?

  • PIMP 💿
    May 15, 2020
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    watermelon and cheese

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    ferris

    when i was a sales advisor at a clothing store one of my coworkers would suck guys’ d***s in the fitting room and post videos on twitter

    link need her @

  • ferris

    when i was a sales advisor at a clothing store one of my coworkers would suck guys’ d***s in the fitting room and post videos on twitter

  • May 15, 2020

    Guy at school jerked off in a science lesson and flicked his j*** at another kid

  • May 15, 2020
    Hi-C

    What? Lmfaoooo bro who the f*** would do that?

    H**** ass kids

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    Also on our last day of school lessons everyone went to the pub over the road as was the traditioN.

    Obviously as is common for school leavers loads of pranks going on. Two guys (best friends as well) were doing various pranks on each other just your standard egging, silly string pouring beer on each other etc etc

    Somehow it suddenly escalated probably due to alcohol, and Guy 1 went and took a s*** on the bonnet of Guy 2’s car which was parked nearby.

    Guy 2 then bottled him 😂😂. They made up literally within a day but Guy 2 had to sit all his exams in isolation

    EDIT: come to think of it, after Guy 1 did the s***, Guy 2 swung for him and it was actually Guy 1 who did the bottling which is why he was the only one who got punished

  • Gojira 🦖
    May 15, 2020

    heard of a kid who masturbated on the sink of the school washroom back in high school

    only heard of this through others.

  • May 15, 2020
    rhyming rhino

    One time we were watching Macbeth in english class and the kid a few seats down from me was beating off to it under the table. Then he finishes and eats his c***right then and there. Lil chinese nigga was sucking on his fingers and everything. Dude got snitched on for obvious reasons and the administration had to tell all of his teachers to report it if he does it again

    Swear to god this was how they was passing out papers to him

    if he does it again

  • May 15, 2020
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    you win

  • May 15, 2020
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    My mom told me she walked in on someone who was once my friend beating his d*** on omegle, at my computer, in my room, while i was sleeping

    Never talked to him since

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    gh0stman

    My mom told me she walked in on someone who was once my friend beating his d*** on omegle, at my computer, in my room, while i was sleeping

    Never talked to him since

    Wait what he was staying round yours or he broke in?!

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    Swz3000

    Wait what he was staying round yours or he broke in?!

    He was staying over for the night, we were like 13 or some s***

  • May 15, 2020
    gh0stman

    He was staying over for the night, we were like 13 or some s***

    Ok at least that’s marginally less weird but still f*** man h**** guy

  • May 15, 2020
    PIMP

    watermelon and cheese

    electric and chair

  • Did you take up an internship position with him.

  • May 15, 2020

    Shaggy - It wasnt me

  • May 15, 2020
    NEW EQUITY

    I was chillin in the back class one day watching this dude eating his leg hairs. He was cold chillin too. I think I was the only person that noticed.

    yo whaaaaaat

  • May 15, 2020
    rhyming rhino

    One time we were watching Macbeth in english class and the kid a few seats down from me was beating off to it under the table. Then he finishes and eats his c***right then and there. Lil chinese nigga was sucking on his fingers and everything. Dude got snitched on for obvious reasons and the administration had to tell all of his teachers to report it if he does it again

    Swear to god this was how they was passing out papers to him

    I almost threw up reading this

  • May 15, 2020

    that's really sad. i knew a kid in middle school who killed his dad and went to jail for a long time. everyone around him was so shocked as he was a nice and funny seeming kid. sad stuff

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    Dude jerked off in a friends bathroom with three other people there