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  • Jun 9, 2024
    Ezio

    Just know everyone will make fun of you because unless you have impeccable hygiene (very few people do) and you smoke very few cigarettes (you don’t seem very strong willed), you will smell like s***

    Your semen will taste atrocious and your sweat will smell like rotten eggs

    The tobacco deposit will build up under your tongue and you will automatically be absolutely undesirable to any non-smoker on earth

    Food will taste bland forever and for like until two months after your last cigarette ever

    Smoking is absolutely not cool or aesthetic or whatever don’t mistake the baudelairian spleen artists often depict with the coolness you perceive around the cigarette

    If it’s the social thing that interests you maybe start vaping mango s*** without nicotine

    Ratio

  • Bro0o0ses

    Thanks for your help

    this is so cute

    content like this needs to be going viral, faith in humanity restored

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Fries

    I really thought you'd have more than this but come on man, this is absolute nonsense, you think there aren't tons of millionaires lighting up cigs every day who want to make sure things stay that way? The tobacco lobby exists, and the people behind it are not working-class Americans trying to give the common man some respite from his stress

    There is no organised effort to exaggerate the health risks of cigarettes and conceal their benefits to make sure that working class people suffer more, this is an absolutely insane take

    Who’s your handler?

  • Jun 9, 2024

    Smoking rules

  • figaro 🏄‍♂️
    Jun 9, 2024
    Ezio

    Just know everyone will make fun of you because unless you have impeccable hygiene (very few people do) and you smoke very few cigarettes (you don’t seem very strong willed), you will smell like s***

    Your semen will taste atrocious and your sweat will smell like rotten eggs

    The tobacco deposit will build up under your tongue and you will automatically be absolutely undesirable to any non-smoker on earth

    Food will taste bland forever and for like until two months after your last cigarette ever

    Smoking is absolutely not cool or aesthetic or whatever don’t mistake the baudelairian spleen artists often depict with the coolness you perceive around the cigarette

    If it’s the social thing that interests you maybe start vaping mango s*** without nicotine

  • Jun 9, 2024

    This is one of the funniest threads in a minute and I feel like it's cause I borderline cant tell if its real or not

  • Jun 9, 2024
    Bro0o0ses

    Thanks for your help

    Heel yeah

  • Ezio 🎰
    Jun 9, 2024
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    Sir Real

    Shut up dumbass. Get the liberal medias d*** out of your mouth for five seconds and educate yourself

    Cigs help prevent ED, Alzheimer’s, dementia, and increases free testosterone for males. Also an effective ADHD treatment

    Most of the studies about them supposedly being so bad for you are based on people who smoke like 2+ packs a day hotboxing in their homes. It’s extremely misleading.

    Lmao the gimmick is fun your life must not be

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Sir Real

    Who’s your handler?

    You're a dumbass, hope you quit someday

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    I love smoking

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Ezio

    Just know everyone will make fun of you because unless you have impeccable hygiene (very few people do) and you smoke very few cigarettes (you don’t seem very strong willed), you will smell like s***

    Your semen will taste atrocious and your sweat will smell like rotten eggs

    The tobacco deposit will build up under your tongue and you will automatically be absolutely undesirable to any non-smoker on earth

    Food will taste bland forever and for like until two months after your last cigarette ever

    Smoking is absolutely not cool or aesthetic or whatever don’t mistake the baudelairian spleen artists often depict with the coolness you perceive around the cigarette

    If it’s the social thing that interests you maybe start vaping mango s*** without nicotine

    hitting this pineapple coconut right now

    @Bruises

    vapes are way better than cigs hands down

  • OP
    Jun 9, 2024
    whippet volverse

    hitting this pineapple coconut right now

    @Bruises

    vapes are way better than cigs hands down

    I used to vape but I stopped

  • Jun 9, 2024

    communist who d***rides big tobacco is a great bit honestly

  • Jun 9, 2024

    This is awesome!

  • Jun 9, 2024

    You never forget your first cig. When boys become men

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Ezio

    Lmao the gimmick is fun your life must not be

    I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.

  • Jun 9, 2024
    Sir Real

    I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.

    Powerful

  • Jun 9, 2024
    Sir Real

    I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.

    Aura

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Sir Real

    I’m seeing Burning Spear tonight, one of the greatest reggae legends to ever grace this earth while I chain smoke Marlboros. I’ve been to 10 cities and 2 countries this year. I run 15 miles a week. My life is amazing bro.

    smoking and running 15 miles a week dont add up

  • sace 👍
    Jun 9, 2024

    its cool in the movies so i did

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Fries

    You're a dumbass, hope you quit someday

    You’re just mad you will never experience the joy of bumming a random big tiddy goth b**** a cigarette and enjoying a smoke with her in bed after railing her

  • Jun 9, 2024

    cant lie everytime i go to the gas station for snacks i hear that pack of reds calling my name

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Fever

    For f***ing loser white trash sur e

    Watch it.

  • Jun 9, 2024
    aauraa

    smoking and running 15 miles a week dont add up

    Almost like cigs aren’t that bad for you 🥴

    What’s your mile time? Mine is 7 minutes and 15 seconds

  • Jun 9, 2024
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    Sir Real

    You’re just mad you will never experience the joy of bumming a random big tiddy goth b**** a cigarette and enjoying a smoke with her in bed after railing her

    those are the only girls that smoke though so your pull is pretty limited

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