if you really wanna say that, tell her you sound tired, not look

Nah this is chill

core memory of mine i was like 4-5 in the church lobby some old guy asks why im sad i say im not sad this is just my face

k

You smell that too?

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO f***ing dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY

interesting build

hi, hello, good morning :​joint

Does it squirt? Does it fart on the d***?

had a chick blow up on me because she didn't like my tone when I said something casual to her that had nothing offensive about it.

she later said that specific day wasn't the right day to have that kind of tone with her even though that's my normal tone that I use every day and it has never caused any issues with anyone. women be crazy.

One thing I always do that gets a negative reaction is I sniff their hair and say that it smells good

Bro same. They think I’m lying when it actually smells good

“why are you being so emotional” sets me the f*** off when i’m feeling emotional

Lmaooo

OP got into a fight with his girl now asking KTT for some s*** to say to his girl next time they in a fight

I got told I should smile more and I began smiling more

Made me realize I have a beautiful smile that can light up a room!

"You're really manly, you're not feminine at all" - S*** will break her self-esteem.

"Lol I wish you were kinda pretty tho" - just drop that casually

"babe I think you should check out youtube for make up tutorials - i dont think you're that good at it"

"taylor swift sucks"

"astrology is for losers"

should take notes from @SplezMcLongstroke fr

"I'm depressed"

Always goes south for me

To any girl who has dyed their hair "your roots are showing"