I’ll start off,

Today I bought some stocks to help pump the market and preserve capitalism.

I also went to a phone bank for Bernie and f***ed a chick I met there after last week.

I bought a zip of weed to support local American business. Go capitalism!

trump better legalize that s*** so I can uhh pump the local economies legally

It’s decriminalized where I live lmfao I be smoking like it’s legal. Hotboxing on the way to work, to school, hell I roll up otw to the grocery store!

Thanks Trump!

As a business owner I paid my employees a good wage so that they can contribute to the economy

realdonaldtrump/GRETA/PROGRESSIVE has one of the funniest gimmicks. Protect them at all cost.

This is @realDonaldTrump ?

I stole from my rich neighbor, yelled at people online, and didn’t brush my teeth.

I use p***hub all day.

Freedom!!!!!

No I’m not lmao

yeah i knew he wouldn’t be as pathetic or as dumb as you are

c***

that’s how i imagine you to look tbh

i am strong black man