My friend is taking me there tonight and said he buying me a “VIP” lap dance? What does this mean??? What’s the difference between normal and a Private VIP lap dance? I’m scared

i think thats where they do super mario 64 speed runs

Depends how ratchet the strip club is tbh

all four holes

@kennisgoodman help him out

Cry about their miserable life to a woman who pretends to like them/give a f*** in exchange for money so she can fund her own miserable life

With titties in their face

idk, strip club I go to gets nasty on the main floor couches.

Guess it'll depend on if it's in a diff closed off section, if so it's probably pretty good.

Yep perfectly valid use of funds

chat with an alcoholic and suck on her titties

Having a girl rub on and seduce you while you’re in your feelings is an expensive but fulfilling endeavor

It’s the testosterone boost that you need. A man needs to feel like a man. That’s what are strippers are for. You can think and plan and strategize so smoothly in there.

Think of the VIP strip room like pottery class bro. Except the pot is a person and she’s moving on you. You have to use the time to your truest advantage. Don’t do what you think others would think you to do—having a beautiful, obedient, sexy woman on you, surrounded by money that you earned is a rare moment in time indeed!

jerked off sucked off f***ed lap dance. all possible depending the place

Putting your head in some titties or some bouncing booty on your lap sometimes is literally what a mf needs. The strip club is a very valid place of business and very well-priced

stick to GTA your not ready for this lifestyle lil bro

Any%

depends on the stripper you can usually spot the ones who will let a trick smash in vip

Nigga said im scared wtffff

It’s called private for a reason, it’s not your business

@CardiB

This the same dude that has his f***ing KTT2 profile LINKED in his RÉSUMÉ

I got some head and a few green tea shots last time

I'm jp

OP, YOU are the hoes 🫵

Usually better dances and theyll let you feel em up if you ask em first I finger like 70% of girls Ive gotten private dances from just ask if you can touch her first.

Gotten head a few times but youll prob have to pay to f***.

I also give strippers bumps and s*** in there so they are friendlier with me than they prob would be w you.