I thought I just wanted love but I don't. I want some godddamn freedom I'm so tired of being a slave to work.

Being a top tier mercenary in medieval times perfectly utilizing a gigantic blade unlike none other risking life every single day. every. single. minute.

Having the G-spot tenderly licked

GamerGate!

Billionaire playboy during the day
Gotham's protector at night

Jokes aside

Being able to provide & protect yourself and loved ones

d*** hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea

Control

some head rn

Sword

real

Building a team from scratch in 2k. I’m talking sketch the logos, the court design and uniforms out. Create all the visual assets in illustrator. Upload them into the 2Kshare site. Make up a little lore in your head about the owner. Create a starting 5 of unique players with unique playing styles (a pudgy point guard who backs down smaller guards and hits them w fade aways and crafty post moves, but is a bit of a liability on D bc of his lack of quickness, and an undersized center who makes up for being 6’7 with an insane vertical and wingspan - he can’t handle the ball or shoot, but his physicals make him a dominant lob threat and rim protector, etc.). The starting five are all 19-22 y/o, and no one’s above 80 OVR bc you want the challenge and satisfaction of developing them into a championship team 5 years later, having used free agency and the draft to surround them with the supporting cast they need to win it all.

A cold one with the boys

Being a pool cleaner in the Côte D’Azur while living on a houseboat with a beautiful French wife and 2 cats

Power

😳

wow

$5 steak burrito with spanish rice beans shredded cheese good salsa guacamole

Quality ingredients too

Faith family goals