A pen

Your heart 😘

The hearts of those around me

Once took a five finger discount on a beanie on black Friday.

op's a narc

Probably potato chips and s*** from the bodega back in the day

Never anything worth more than $2. I’m not a degenerate

Nike’s

mango hi chews

people's time

Gum & candy as a kid

Lmao the tabs

Mythology encyclopedia from school library, took 3 trips to load up to the parking lot

Thats the joke

Once my brother stole like 7 books from a university library he didn’t even go to

"Ancient homosexual cults"
Dawg

I stole gameboys and games when I was in elementary.

A car but we gave the engine back after

N I didn't know it was stealing at the time

the egyptian god cards

crine i stole the card in my avy

I wouldn’t say I stole it but this girl in elementary school gave me a plastic baggie with over 10 DS games and said I could have it.

Two weeks later she asked for it back and I was like “I don’t have em anymore”

Long story short she ain’t get em back