May 1, 2020·editedExample of a M02 post:
THREAD: TLOP vs DAMN?
M02: During my third year studying abroad on the coast of the Mediterranean, I was having a threesome with the Turkish queens transexual daughter and the vegetative body of Kim Jun Un when I remembered that I had not done my daily workout. I immediately rushed out of the room because I do not want to end up like everyone else on KTT2 and did my 8 hours of dead lifts before sucking an unnamed CEOs d*** who everyone loves. The chorus of Highlights started playing right as my boss ejaculated into my mouth, and that memory will hopefully stay with my for a lifetime.
So in conclusion I'm better than you and TLOP is better than DAMN.
May 1, 2020can't tell if this thread's bait but student at one of the top colleges in the usa, great girlfriend, going into banking
1. Yeezus
2. Late Registration
3. MBDTF- May 1, 2020
Dutch22It’s crazy to see that there are so many similarities among people here. That’s on some destiny s*** because Personally I have a hot girlfriend with a bangin’ personality. I hold a high position inside of a company all of you love and respect, with a CEO every single one of you know and respect. I also run a small business in which I help men dress better that is doing incredibly well for its first year in business. I am also definitely the wealthiest user on this forum by a long shot (not even flexing, I’m 34 and driven af so it’d be weird if I wasn’t).
Been working on a lot of projects since moving to Vegas 2 years ago so my social circle is in the gutter and could definitely use some work tbh, but I know that’ll change when the time is right. - May 1, 2020·2 replies
FedalClassic thread. Update on my blessed life...I finally was accepted at the NSR job I have wanted for so long and invested more than half of my savings into the market in March. I already have crazy returns thanks to Tesla! Can't wait to shovel more earnings in!
Typing this feels good even if no one reads it...I feel fortunate to be succeeding in a time like this, prayers out to everyone who is struggling right now
you got this ktt Whats the best way to get into investing bro?
- May 1, 2020SomeRandomNob
lmfao this is the worst thread on the site, I bet others on here hate you even more than I do but I'm a pretty consistent hater of yours. I'd never f*** with your life though, it's probably for the best to not share that info to be safe but I'd never cross that line, I still respect you as a human even though I think you're dumb as s***.
This is a funny ass post
- May 1, 2020SomeRandomNob
You pretend you're such an intellectual yet you consistently fail basic reading comprehension. You're either autistic or a bona fide narcissist, likely both.
all great men of history have such qualities
May 1, 2020You’re my favorite troll account that I know for a fact is 0% a troll
May 1, 2020this thread is so funny i still can’t believe it exists
May 1, 2020🚨 🚨 OP is 35 years old 🚨 🚨
wolves 🐺May 1, 2020lmao how did I miss this first time round
OP album ranking is kinda spot on tho
- May 1, 2020·1 replyUhoh
Whats the best way to get into investing bro?
Index Funds are super easy and you can never lose if you hold on to them. Look up index funds like VOO (Vanguard S&P 500 fund) or the Fidelity funds.
Andrei Jikh is the best youtuber to take advice from rn about simple investing. check out his videos and take notes!
May 1, 2020aite job where I do something im good at and ppl appreciate it, living with cool gf at my parents old place, got a music journalism project that is going up and down, now seems to be up. the pandemic got the best of me so physically I don't really feel well these days, but I feel like it'll go once everything is back to life. miss runs, miss proper gym, miss dressing up and shooting s*** with coworkers. definitely not even close to my dream life as id love to live somewhere else entirely as I don't feel as comfortable mentally where im at
1. Graduation
2. The College Dropout
3. MBDTF- May 1, 2020Fedal
Index Funds are super easy and you can never lose if you hold on to them. Look up index funds like VOO (Vanguard S&P 500 fund) or the Fidelity funds.
Andrei Jikh is the best youtuber to take advice from rn about simple investing. check out his videos and take notes!
!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoHUtsssyLs&t=703s Thank you bro❤️
OPMay 1, 2020·1 replyUhohWhats the best way to get into investing bro?
Also make sure to read The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham. Almost everything you need to know on the subject is in that book.
- May 1, 2020m02stp
Also make sure to read The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham. Almost everything you need to know on the subject is in that book.
Bless 💕
- May 1, 2020·3 replies
Moving out of your parents crib is a scam. Who told you its smart to move away from your flesh and blood to give a third of your paycheck to a bloodsucking landlord? I’m not even one of these people who blames capitalism for everything but y’all got played. Stay at your parents crib and save until you can OWN a crib.
- OPMay 1, 2020Plankton
Moving out of your parents crib is a scam. Who told you its smart to move away from your flesh and blood to give a third of your paycheck to a bloodsucking landlord? I’m not even one of these people who blames capitalism for everything but y’all got played. Stay at your parents crib and save until you can OWN a crib.
I actually heavily believe in this philosophy now at 34 and wish I wasn’t so dumb when I was younger and instead lived by this.
I’d be living even better.
May 1, 2020·1 replyLet me just say this I would like to adjust my original response to reflect my current beliefs.
1. Kid A
2. In Rainbows
3. Ok Computer
4. A Moon Shaped Pool
5. Amnesiac
6. Hail to the Thief
7. The Bends
8. The King of Limbs
9. Pablo HoneyAs you can see, Kid A has managed to edge out In Rainbows. This is mirrored in the relationship between A Moon Shaped Pool and Amnesiac. Ok Computer held tight in the top 3, and the 4 remaining albums experienced no notable changes. The decision to move Kid A to the number 1 spot came upon a recent reviewing of Vanilla Sky. The 2001 sci-fi thriller stars Tom Cruise as he attempts to navigate the life of a billionaire playboy, much like op. Cameron Diaz famously plays the part of his "fuck buddy," while the top billings are rounded out by Penélope Cruz. The Spanish actress's performance could be considered a role reprisal of her previous work in Abre los Ojos. Vanilla Sky is an adaptation of the 1997 release for American audiences. As an homage to the film 4 years its senior, Cruz can be heard repeating the title, along with the English translation, "open your eyes," at the start of the film. This is followed by Cruise waking to Everything in its Right Place. When the song began I knew that I was wrong for ranking In Rainbows above Kid A. It is only logical that a song from my favorite band in my favorite movie must come from their best album.
- OPMay 1, 2020·1 replyZEKE
Let me just say this I would like to adjust my original response to reflect my current beliefs.
1. Kid A
2. In Rainbows
3. Ok Computer
4. A Moon Shaped Pool
5. Amnesiac
6. Hail to the Thief
7. The Bends
8. The King of Limbs
9. Pablo HoneyAs you can see, Kid A has managed to edge out In Rainbows. This is mirrored in the relationship between A Moon Shaped Pool and Amnesiac. Ok Computer held tight in the top 3, and the 4 remaining albums experienced no notable changes. The decision to move Kid A to the number 1 spot came upon a recent reviewing of Vanilla Sky. The 2001 sci-fi thriller stars Tom Cruise as he attempts to navigate the life of a billionaire playboy, much like op. Cameron Diaz famously plays the part of his "fuck buddy," while the top billings are rounded out by Penélope Cruz. The Spanish actress's performance could be considered a role reprisal of her previous work in Abre los Ojos. Vanilla Sky is an adaptation of the 1997 release for American audiences. As an homage to the film 4 years its senior, Cruz can be heard repeating the title, along with the English translation, "open your eyes," at the start of the film. This is followed by Cruise waking to Everything in its Right Place. When the song began I knew that I was wrong for ranking In Rainbows above Kid A. It is only logical that a song from my favorite band in my favorite movie must come from their best album.
Great music taste. Great film taste.
- May 2, 2020m02stp
Great music taste. Great film taste.
I knew you would understand because you're cool. That's why I took the time to make sure I made that correction to my previous response.
May 2, 2020I mean I have a potentially cool life.
Depending on which route I choose I can be working with Special Forces niggas/NSA
May 2, 2020
808oofjmlmao yall creative for this one
- May 2, 2020
Somehow your quality of life reflects how you rank Kanye albums. What nonsense
- May 2, 2020·1 replym02stp
I’ll start.
I have a hot girlfriend with a bangin’ personality. I hold a high position inside of a company all of you love and respect, with a CEO every single one of you know and respect. I also run a small business in which I help men dress better that is doing incredibly well for its first year in business. I am also definitely the wealthiest user on this forum by a long shot (not even flexing, I’m 34 and driven af so it’d be weird if I wasn’t).
Been working on a lot of projects since moving to Vegas 2 years ago so my social circle is in the gutter and could definitely use some work tbh, but I know that’ll change when the time is right.
Opinions:
1. Yeezus
2. MBDTF
3. 808’sJIK is a great album.
Does ur gf like Ye?
May 2, 2020PlanktonMoving out of your parents crib is a scam. Who told you its smart to move away from your flesh and blood to give a third of your paycheck to a bloodsucking landlord? I’m not even one of these people who blames capitalism for everything but y’all got played. Stay at your parents crib and save until you can OWN a crib.
