Wake up early in the morning, around the crack of dawn and wave to my neighbors like wassup :elon:

Stop jerking off your rested energy first thing before the sun comes up smh

read a book, draw a bit then play with dog

I wonder what revelation he was going through here lol

Wake up in the morning and i ask myself

Lol you just gon call me out on my s*** like that?

Nothing like a s***ty bed to keep you warm on a cold morning

Get a job and stop beating your meat you bum

why you acting holier than thou?

ion beat off.... neva did

Meat beater defending another meat beater

Haven’t felt the urge to beat off after waking up since I was like 21-22, idk why. Still fap as much as ever morning just not the play

i’m in tears

Breakfast?

I demolish my meat 3 times a day and I got a fire job

Stop masturbating. Stop waking up in the morning.

You eat the s***?

1. Roll out of bed at 8:43 for 8:45 daily meeting
2. Post-meeting s***
3. Make breakfast
4. Work

I’ll take your word for it

relax, he got a colostomy bag

wake up
some press ups
take a s***
wash and brush teeth
get busy