• man gets d*** sucked by woman: straight male 😈

• man gets ass licked by woman: gay male 👿

If it aint involving a vagina straight up then you some percentile of gay lets not pretend

Coping

Humans love gossip and secrets it’s in our nature. I don’t actively look for this information but the fact 3 people close to me are definitely peaked my interest in the wider public

Is this a gimmick account

Elaborate on this

a sample size of three to make this whole thread is hilarious

Op says he’s 28 so I pray it is

Straigjts r no where close to minority and i say this while living in nyc

Knowing the sexuality of three people hiding it is WILD

not at all man

Busting a nut that isnt fertilizing an egg is kinda gay too when you think about it

Gay men and women cant fertilize each other with their gay partner

So a straight man wasting that busted nut even tho he is with a female is participating in gay actions

You are denying yourself of your hetero nature

Gay men have to waste their nut

You dont but you do anyways

Gay imo

I think there’s a lot of bi men in relationships

It definitely is

Im not falling for it

Fck i kinda already did tho.

Handjobs are like 5 percent gay if i really have to quantify it

Its automatically gay sknce it is a literal vagina being inserted

But also because a hand is too ambiguous

You can imagine anyone with that hand

You can imagine the gay

So its kinda gay

2 have kids lol

Hope you can see why it’s interested me

I’m deffo not 100% straight in my head I’m fine with that

Just don’t act on it sexually

Hate to see OP struggle with his sexuality

okay yeah there are tons and tons of bi people in straight relationships and even more that have experimented and i wouldn’t be surprised if more are closeted than not

doesn’t change the fact that it’s still a small percentage of the total population lol

Oh okay you're already there

You telling me the first nigga to get a handjob wasnt gay?

I disagree.

Gays dont have much else to do in terms of sexual option in perspective of the hetero norm.

No vagina so hand would be the first easiest and accessible option.

Mouth would later.

Then ass.

If history did go that as in my hypothesis

• then handjobs might be the technically gayest thing

As in handjobs is the first and upmost option for the non straight male. Thus would be a no brainer for the non hetero paitient.

It may have been the only thing a non hetero could do in the early years of the gay long ago.

But now part of the ethos of the straight.

But I’m not, never experimented. Don’t think I would after all this time and genuinely not interested

But psychologically I’m a lil zesty and obsessed with how people look.

Just how I am

I hear you. But I think with the less sheltered more open attitudes we have now

And things like college where people mix freely that minorities grown

Yeah on second thought the percentile of handjobs to gayness correlation is def getting bumped up in my research.