wym by this

whenever I o***** this weird white stuff shoots out my pee hole

Like you pop your fingers

tbh i always assumed it was an asthma related thing. i have mild asthma that can flare up after exercise but i dont need an inhaler or anything. it happens to my mother too.

so short answer no but i recently acquired some health insurance so maybe i should get some use out of it.

My balls sometimes hurt when I sneeze or vomit

It's rare it happens when I sneeze but quite often when I vomit n I'm really retching double whammy

where is this avi even from?

I can shift two of my toes side to side

I dislocate my left arm regularly and feel no pain. I also start shaking for no reason and can’t control it.

twerking randomly everytime i get a notification on ktt

If I fall asleep on a train or plane sometimes my body twitches itself awake very aggressively, I hate that s***

You was just twerking that ass huh

my eyes always squeak when i rub them

proof?

If I rub my d*** long enough milk comes out

Yo this might be it, but mines like in dark shapes and littered like a small patch at a top corner of my vision, it's still hard to make them out cus they outside the center of my focus and always trails. I've seen two docs and told them I have a pet cat and often rub my eyes, they said it could be bacteria

Haven't had a diagnosis for more than 10 years tho and s*** still stagnant

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Lorde on the Melo tour

i'm sorry to hear that

this is wholesome as hell love 'er