getting as far away from the door and beating the s*** outta dude once we land

tbh throw him out an close the door

Call Christ

Use the opportunity to wack off in the bathroom while everyone’s distracted

Desiigner

Bro had places to be and no time to waste. Let him cook!

handle it

Bro said yeah I’ll just get out here thanks for the ride

i would simply be Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

jump

what in the hell is happening in this article thumbnail

legit have been staring at it like for 30 seconds and i still dont know what exactly i'm looking at

is the man being dragged through the car? Is that his stomach hanging out??

Pray and ask god to forgive me for not talking to him for years

The man who opened a door on Asiana Airlines plane is brought to a police staton in Daegu.

dawg this perspective so confusing though

i thought it was ai generated for a second

Says he 'was under stress from losing a job recently'

He now faces up to 10 years in prison, dude's hair must be turning white overnight now

S*** myself probably

Probably try to get a kick in his face before the cops showed up once we landed as a thank you.