should be a crime to walk around with that much ass

f*** that bro if a lil ass dog start running at me im outta there so i def aint taking on anything else

i can fight @DatniggaKaylin tho

Word on the street is that syponsis could take on a bear

i could fight @wolves

@Niggamortis has asked, and I have answered. Apologies for the dogpoo quality

I could take a kangaroo

It doesnt even have opposable thumbs

Alligator easy

Mountain lion probably tbh depends on what shoes im wearing like if its hiking books its wraps but some sb’s might make it dicey

Black bear with the swiftness

Grizzly in a neutral territory so it cant use its environment buff

Wolf up to 2 maybe 3 if i give it everything ive got

Only one you could realistically take is a mountain lion

Yeah u supposed to hit em in the nose

Bro I ain’t fighting with no animals. If I can’t cut their eyes out or shoot them I’ll take that L.

DEAD LOAKS LMFAOOOO IM CRINE

damn comments said he od on pills

@op is this thread synopsis influenced

yes, without a doubt

dolphin
stick a d**** in the blow hole and its over

If a kangaroo starts losing to you it's def gonna start kicking you

but what if he likes being choked

Tiger