This new girl seems really interested in me but she likes to text/call to much.

I'm not used to this.

Working ina office is f***ing gross. Constant sneezing and sniffling s*** makes me wanna puke

let’s get this bread

Why even msg someone if you're gonna be dry af? Jesus christ 😅

Bruh setup a date DONT indulge her on it

And from that point dont text unless its to confirm if u two are still on for the date (day before and or day of)

yeezy season 3 is on my mind

Whew king.

Need to get into study mode too

You plot my downfall and lie on my name.

I haven't thought about you in weeks but still know all your truths.

Man just drove around the city during my hour long break and seeing everyone chillin with their families shoppin lowkey made me salty. Now im back in the office feelin dead

Do not test me.

I know how to do this bruh. I got it

things that make my d*** shrivel:

• adderall
• a near death experience
• a cold shower
• being called buckaroo

getting tired of smoking. hurry up with country wide legalization so I can buy thc candies

next week in L&A. 100 fake story threads all created by secretgarden

eat with ur hands fine , im on the menu

I wear a paper towel bandana because I gotta bounty on my head

That nigga text me saying most his threads lies too SMH

I dont get involved with KTT niggas anymore so I wont say much

no work tmrw.

I'm to empathic to other people. I can always tell how they're feeling without asking.

No malice in my heart. I just keep it real, while you stay putting on an act and I just can't get down with that.

first pic i see in the ''post a pic of yourself'' thread is a dude flexing a crop top in 2019

Hmmm.New girl makes double what I make. I like this

Finna nut in her