About to eat a whole pizza

This nigga got here like 2-3 days ago and I haven’t seen him shower

There’s only so many Pidgey, Wurmple, and Weedle I’m willing to catch.

Why am i awake this was the best dream i ever had in years

It felt so real too

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That’s wild. He would always like my posts when I would bring up some kind of thing defending MJ or saying f*** Dan Schneider
Wild how niggas tuck that s*** down and project

Accidentally discharged my mf shotgun in front of my friend and his family...

Thank God my instinct is to always point the s*** towards the ground...

Several children and women around.

Still feel like s***.

I was ready to go to jail n all but they only charged me wit uh...aw yea property damage cuz I f***ed up the bumper of they neighbors Impala.

...I feel em n all but they (the neighbors) were kinda trippin...I had already called the boys on myself (instantly as soon as I did it) and then went and told them I uh...Accidentally shot they whip.

It jus look like someone shot it up wit a machine bb gun on rear bumper. S*** alreadg look like it was there fr...

I aint tryin to sound like an ass but They definitely overreacted/. The mf family with children outside didnt even say anything...
They were scared & upset but didnt try to make me feel bad. They saw that I already felt terrible & was just glad (& confused) no one was hurt.

But yea them neighbors was trippin. Makin threats n all like fr? Again, the family with CHILDREN outside not even 20 ft away from me didnt act anywhere near like that.

...That lame ass Impala...

The intimate masculine feminine relationship represents the universe itself. All creative forces at play

Been unemployed a little over a year now.

S***'s crazy.

DoorDash been holdin' it down. Freelance gigs here and there too.

Yin and Yang is some real s***.

Balance

holds up like crazy

There's a word for being thrown out a window. Defenestration

Another day I’m thankful.

Trying to be a better “you” is a natural stressor.

This feels better than sex..

keep it 100 with myself only, stood there by myself today,,,, as they all watched.. f***ing cowards!

I rather lose you as a customer than give you free s***.

B I wear jeans to work everyday and nobody has said anything for the last 2 months. The department of health come and now it’s “why you got jeans on” I wanna tell these people to suck my d*** and get out my face with this fake s*** lmao.

I like jobs where everyone is lazy because then I just have to put the smallest notch of more effort than them and I’m treated like royalty

Wish I had better guidance in life