decided im bleaching my eyebrows

has anyone done it before?

No one has my back like my mother. And I only get one of her. Man that’s f***ing crazy.

Don't eat that burger king chicken sandwich unless you plan on being on the toilet for 20 minutes after eating it

I just lost 7 pounds on that toilet I swear to God

waitress at this restaurant cute asf

Thank you yo.

Just had a dessert

i hate family gatherings bc they just remind me of how foul both sides of my family are. it's like falling into a snake pit, i'm sick

I want them glow yeezys so bad but I’m not dropping a rack and I refuse to wear fake s*** ill spoil myself for my birthday somehow

Hope I don’t get sick

The glasses I get the most compliments on just broke

Haven’t even had them a month

How could you be so heartless

We really should start X’ing eating out as a part of our culture
If the food I’m ordering isn’t done through taps on a screen, I don’t want it

am i really ok on my own

Trust is between truth and love

Amazon prime has potential, it needs to remove the ads tho like r u srs..

I will hide in Japan and come back stronger

Opened my cabinet at 4am and a big ass mosquito flew out that s***

I had one that bit me like 4 times last week

Not again

When that little b**** flew to my ceiling light I sprayed it with chlorox bleach. Heard it crawl for a few seconds, buzzing stopped, and it’s been silent for an hour.

Rest in s***

sigh

It is incredibly disappointing when there’s a restaurant you want to try, you double check the schedule to make sure it’s open when you want to go there, and then you go out of your way to go there and they had to close that day due to some unforeseen circumstance

Like f*** bro

F***ing mosquitoes.

I want some Arby’s

I don't know how I got this way, I'll never be alright.

So I'm breaking the habit tonight.

who here lives on the west coast

how does it feel being 3 hours behind east coast??