That’s what cake is for

But a long face is getting me nowhere.

Bugs going on The Shop and calling himself the goat is a glitch in the matrix

f***, now I owe the library

I like feeling pain

@GoldenChild wherever you at I hope you good bro. Stay strong and good luck

Trying to figure who smashed my pet turtle with a hammer

Would so love to continue playing re7 (this game is great during the night) but my body needs rest, tmrw is a long productive day of treating me

That’s it. Not watching anymore car crash videos. Watched one just before I went to sleep and had a dream I somehow hijacked a semi truck and mistakenly swerved into a pole with traffic lights on it, knocking it over and destroying the whole thing. After an ordeal I learned I could potentially be facing jail for one year at the least and my heart sank to he floor in real life. I even woke up panicking that my life is basically over now.

And since I just woke up I missed that thread but I want to say shame on each and every one of you monsters who laughed at that woman who died for not taking the vaccine. That wasn’t funny and op needs to be muted for that too. Imagine if that was one of your friends or family. I hope you would still be laughing then.

I hit my head against the wall trying to turn my ac on while I already had a headache :/ killed my whole vibe lmao

Woke up from nap dreaming I got jumped at the front of my house. Right away I left the crib and rn chilling some place else. Ima still head home though

Another day I’m thankful.

“I want you so bad. I know that I shouldn’t, but I do. I can’t take it anymore, I’m coming over” she texted to me.

In my fantasies.

I was about to ask you why you were watching that then I quickly remembered when I use to binge on videos of people showing off in their cars and crashing

You know that saying about staring at a train wrecks? Yeah, that’s about it.

Avy/Name/Cover Photo correlation goes hard

These f***ing fat dumbasses I picked up we’re taking their slow ass time walking towards me so I tried to signal them to get in quicker by laying on the horn for a good minute but they didn’t pick up on that and they were asking “hello are you picking up so and so” and I just said “GET IN” and they still asked if they had to wear masks or not and I told them to get the f*** in
Why do people order Ubers/Lyfts while their inside the house on streets where they’re making me hold up traffic

B this old white lady think someone came in the lobby and seen her case of water and walked out with it like workers get free s*** out the kitchen, nobody worried about some funky ass ice mountain water lmaooo. Like why the black people gotta steal and Amazon couldn’t had delivered the order to the wrong building like they always do she go be disappointed when I see her in the morning and her s*** still ain’t here.

Gonna take another break from smoking

that was fun!!!
and i smoked them

Sodoku seeming more reasonable

It's my birthday today, I hope yall enjoy your day!