there is a connection between ideas being fragile and pottery but i don't know the right words to make the connection

The way u suck d*** u get a B+

Grown adults really gossiping like high schoolers.

Why does she keep cutting her hair

Every little thing got me howling today lmao

God my stepdad so frustrating.

Nigga f***ed up the entire plumbing in our house trynna do s*** himself…

I am undeserving of good fortune, but I would sure appreciate some right now. Guess I’ll just have to make my own, until it finds me.

Fortune favors the bold

I can't believe I gave that lighter away.

Oh well. As meek as I am, I'll be threading my own fortune for a long time then.

im so desperate its crazy

Having superior morals does not entitle you to happiness.

I hope everyone arrives at a place in life where they feel loved and safe and happy

i find so many people corny lol

“2 b****es so fine that I masterbaited”

Why would Gucci mane say this lol

I got my corvette detailed, waxed and got a new stereo for it and I feel like I can’t be stopped

he has so many hilarious bars