mybrain is rotted

def gonna grind makin beats and creating in general the next few days.

still need to get the rest of this rent money tho

Call me

The key to learning:

Research. Copy. Apply. Repeat.

devastation

My dad is such a dumbass. Im surprised no psychological studies have been conducted on him.

Early morning flight. International. Stringent COVID protocols that require negative proof within 72 hours. Seems fair and doable. Enter my father, a man who prides himself on doing the exact opposite of what you suggest.

“Dad, you took your covid test saturday for a wednesday flight. That isnt within 72 hours.”

“NONSENSE my boy. I have been flying for 40 years i know a thing or two. Now watch this drive”

Now were getting ready to leave. 3 in the morning. Hes STILL packing. Racing around like a leaf in the wind. Doesnt know what gate the flights in. Okay.

Driving to the airport. Would not stop talking. Okay.

Get to the airport. Go to check in. “You have some prerequisites prior to boarding”. Okay.

“Sir your covid test is not within 72 hours”. Panic. Absolute hysteria. This man looks like he doesnt know whether to throw up or devour the check in attendant in one bite. He decides on neither, staring limply while trying his best to speak. It doesnt work. I give the lady a slow nod and a blink. Please, a swift cross to my nape and ill be free of my earthly bondage.

His soul leaves his body. We depart, and he slinks ever so deeply into his seat so as to disappear. No words are spoken, as the creaks bumps and miscellaneous groans of city life carry us home.

• RB

These niggas really gave me a ticket for not having my headlights on

i genuinely had no clue i would still be alive by now i seriously dont even know what the f*** im doing

life is f***ing terrifying

Got an STD

all i tweets is lmaoooo under people s***

can't stand tik tok

I think I got ghosted

i hope the girl i had my first date with is doing good, i ghosted her at some point but she was really sweet and nice plus awkward like me it was adorable

At the bar by myself just getting a drink first time ever, can’t tell if this sad or a milestone

i don't know if i have a lot of time left

same

My birthday is tomorrow and I don’t know how to feel

broke my Apple Watch
and apple charging 300 for a repair

Like you mean on earth or like for your goals?

Perspective