My room mate just won't play her music any quieter I think I'm going to break this b**** s***

Tfw you send a response and then right after you think of a better one

Ngl when I was like 10 I wanted to be a make a wish kid so I could design a dorenbecher and clap Mariah Carey Cheeks

Bruh all these restaurants with free food for Veterans Day

:/

That honking sounds like a clown getting f***ed outside

Marijuana is such a pointless and utter waste of time holy s***. It's like it exists in nature to trap lazy people in their own vices

Women always play that “stay out of my relationship’s business, you don’t have to understand it” card but forget the part where they tell everyone their relationship’s business

25% off tattoos for military and veterans tomorrow

These oreos have a weird taste

Ngl I’m salty but I’ll spend time with my other girlfriend (hobby)

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Man what the f*** is this

How do you meet people

as a bulls fan i totally understand this sentiment

was like when kyrie irving got injured at duke. s*** f***ed our whole season up

i need me a whoadie

i think id be okay w being cheated on like few times

Michael Scott is a fukin idiot.

Dumb ass b**** try disrespecting me again like that tf
You lucky i have the patience to put up with your s***