Hate being that person that always initiates conversation. Like if we know each other on a first name basis I feel like people should do the same. It also makes me feel like I’m either annoying or someone straight up doesn’t like me

This beer was horrendous 💀💀🤦🏿‍♂️

24/7
365
P**** stays on my mind

Really is mango time

really motivated right now

Think my therapist has a crush on me

I want some chips

Pain 💔
...but I deserve to be happy.

Don’t do it unless you’re prepared to get another one

Just read this article about cigarette sales being at a new high with younger ppl

nytimes.com/2022/01/12/style/smoking-cigarettes-comeback

Lmfao never, plus am already in a relationship
Just thought the dynamic was funny
She even offered me extra sessions aside from the "offered Standard routine" as she isnt even a therapist normally

s*** sound like a college dropout interlude

From this point forward I will do everything in my power to avoid staying the night over anyone else’s houses under any circumstances. Extended stays with people never go well.

genuinely hate this annoying fat lady at my work right now

dream so hard you'd think the night was counting on it

The word 'bow' has two different meanings depending on how you pronounce it

Got a sweet Asian chick, she go lo mein !!!

elaborate

s*** is f***ing gasoline