i be late

Philosopher's stone

when will the last time actually be the last time

I have a pretty expansive vocabulary but I’m studying for the GRE and some of these words straight up are not real, or there’s definitions I didn’t know, eg dissolution meaning “debauchery”

it be blowing me ppl w legitimate power the ones that don’t gotta be accountable for s***. athletes and celebrities are held to higher standards than police and politicians and they actually have an impact on our lives

Stretched so good this morning I feel like water.

W****phobia is probably the funniest term I have ever heard b

first year i owe taxes

am wondering how trump would look with bidens face and hillarys hair

Trump hat on DNGAF

also the birds be spying on us yall have no id

Wow. Being rich is fun!!!!

I really really really don’t f***ing like it when people act like they care about you, then the moment you become vulnerable that care ceases to exist

i’m fighting for my life in this bed rn

Now I understand why women find a lot of men to be disgusting, holy s***.

Brat za brata

I miss the garden.

Just found out one of my followers stole my picture on IG recreated it as a painting and is now reaping the benefits of my intellectual property. Im deciding if its worth the legal actions or wait for summer to confront him in person

beat his ass

And then post it on his ig

Bruh that was the best homemade sandwich i ever had in my life

Dafuq going on

niggas be fake but it is what it is