bored out of my mind

Harolds is so goated

Sometimes just picking up the phone will set you free

I am definitely not going shopping with her. Going shopping with women is a nightmare

I swear all you need to pull white girls is a Ford Mustang or a pick up truck

I deleted all 243 pics of my ex & I from the last 3+ years. It sucks, but it’s time to move on

best of luck man

breakups arent easy

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Nah, I’m actually not even that far yet. On 3/6 years of my contract right now. I think they might ask about staying on my 5th?

Im still debating my options tho. I be seeing niggas with BMW i8s and G Wagons on my base so that officer money gotta be nice

MJ with the jheri curl was unmatched

@QueenAlexa avy and user name

Thank you bro 🙏

Nowhere to go, but up from here

wym

Before and after typing that I realized it could mean a lot of things, I liked the thought for that reason.

But mainly I literally meant picking up the phone when you’re called or making a call you’re nervous about will ease that very specific cyclical symptom of anxiety that I see a lot of people share. One thats fun to joke about but also kinda hellish to actually experience.

“Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t”

question for y'all

is there a celebrity you'd f*** if you blew up? if so, who?

facts

thanks for sharing

No doubt. Thanks for asking

zendaya
rosalía
saweetie

only ones i can think of off top

1. zendaya
2.
3. zoe kravitz
4. Jhene aiko

ah s*** my list is really lightskin . am i a colorist???

Steve Harvey

speaking of harvey, i forgot a whole class of hoes.
-Lori Harvey
-Rubi Rose
-Jordyn Woods
-Brittany Renner

ahhhhhh

Billie Eilish cuz she got nice eyes and i can tap into the white girl market

SZA duh wtf

Jay z

Nacho Fries from Taco Bell are trash

i don’t even know what tf i’m ingesting