This some king s*** having a personal technology slave

My google home bot is nicknamed white f*** face

Hey google what's tommorows weather before I kill you
Google: I think you want to know the weather for tomorrow
Me:yes b****

I'm a 2019 slave master .

lol Rain and Light Static ..

LED lights make my car look so much cleaner

Hey @Flower I'm thinking about getting a panini press. I'm a big sandwich guy, so I think it would be a worthwhile investment. Plus they're not that expensive. Only like 50 buckaroos. What do you think? Lemme know.

10/10 investment. 👌

panini's The New Hamburgers ..

Wonder what Diana would have thought of Prince Harry and Megan Markle's wedding. I think it's everything she would have dreamed of.

All this rnb and jazz I got on my apple music library and these fools recommending me trap

They tryna corrupt me on some tinfoil s***

How I mainly listen to spitta, le$, and larry june and these n got lil Durk and reese on my "for you" tab lmao

PorkTownMyspace evokes some of the feelings of a trip

MaanMcdonald's Don't Play ..

Better Then Every Rapper Bar for Bar Every Bar they Spit is a Par for Par For Par for Par...

Alright im Out ..

stressed, af.

Depression and no financial security.

I know it's messed up to be mean about fat people, but Lizzo's song Truth Hurts really sounds like some "world's fattest person" music at the circus...if that description makes any sense.

They told me to chill on the d****

I told them.idk how

WORD

Joint sound like a cartoon