im playing tricks! innocent ones

anyways im loving being out with my friends

Nobody kisses me like her

people that still drink bottled water in 2022: "oh no we're out of water"

P**** taste like tres leches

P**** taste like warm stroopwaffle dipped in coffee

P**** taste like chicken w peri peri sauce on it

i miss my bros but i know i have to let go for growth.

coworker: you look hungover!
me: yeah i got a little wild last night!
coworker: gee big party night?
me: *trying to find a way around the hint that I hate my job so much I feel the necessity to consume alcohol by myself to forget the pain being a total f***ing loser brings me:

we're never done with killing time, can I kill it with you

this site desperately needs new members s*** b dead af sometimes

like i deadass recognize like 80% of yall atp there is no diversity in posters (not to say i dont got love for yall who here but this site needs more people!)

like everytime i get quoted or liked its like oh its insert ktt poster

i wanna be like who is this nigga talkin s*** rn! who is he????

lowkey why no avy posters are goated. feels like ur being attacked by a wolverine

Spitting.

U ever realize ur parents are fraudulent

I feel like my dad snitched at some point

I will own a F80 M3 one day

Idk why I’m not hungry

Thought i was gonna destroy this burrito

Past wrong assumptions about myself still agitating me

whats thats one series you told me about a while back? @emu

the suspense is f***ing killing me

think im gonna bawl my eyes out when i get home tonight after work

I think i lost a follower on ktt. Gonna kms now bye

i found a new muse thats bad news for you

aged like MILK

im feeling great