That "you can do anything u want with me" is dangerous fam

god I hate my parking spot in my apartment. Just had trouble trying to adjust my parking cuz the car to my right parked so close to the line. The parking is already tight as it is

I’m up making Ramen at 4AM

Time for another haircut

Were u high

I got the job

what are you doing?

it gets easier. u got it

Gonna be a marketing specialist intern at this tech company

all my coworkers are overweight and sweating at their desks

just sitting in an air conditioned office sweating

astonishing stuff

Goddamn if I am such an idiot 🤦🏽‍♂️

Like word?

Anything?

Nothing like some good ol escapism

i am mad

Let it out chief

i don’t even know how cause i been holding it in for too long

i’m basically just mad at everything

I smell my own underwear after a workout

I turn myself on

This website bro

boy them shrooms kicked my ass

Ion like that bc now I gotta think of sum quick

i feel u

Edible just kicked in

join a boxing gym big bro