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I’m ready for my massage already

Sending all the love.

Not succumbing to my demons...

i have no clue what’s going on in my life

This one co-worker I have annoys me so much

Dude wants to hang all the time and I dont even really like the guy tbh

Only s***ty part about my job

I SUPPORT ROKOS BASILISK

damn your autoimmune system can short circuit and not recognize your eyes as part of your body, attacking them and causing blindness

i could wake up tomorrow blind

so could you

For no reason?

yeah

its extremely extremely unlikely of course, especially if you aren't showing any other autoimmune disorder symptoms

but the chance isn't 0%

i got autoimmune diseases this is just what i needed to hear

haha oops sleep tight!

Driving down the 401 and I’m speeding. Basic b**** keep asking me what a bean is. Put her number in my phone and delete it. Put her number in my phone and delete it .

white chocolate is sooo underrated

Yeah he is

i knew someone would think im talking bout Williams

been so tired of not having sharp knives and struggling with my sharpening stones so i just balled out in the trizor xv

sharpened all my knives razor sharp in like 15 min lol

big dub

shoulda dropped the money on this ages ago

Any company that has entry level opening role and in description requires 2-4 years of experience should be persecuted

I got a car, but I really want a bike for some reason... like a nice Hybrid bike, maybe a Trek FX2?

Why the face homie 🤔

Bueller had a muller but I switched it for a millie cus I’m richer, and prior to this s*** was moving freebase

i brought my salt lamp out to the patio for light while i eat my grilled artichokes and now there are 7 different tiny little spiders who have already made webs around the lamp. nature's lit but now i can't move my lamp sadge