happy birthday foo

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i messed up 😇

Second a time a gay dude from the army asked me out
What’s up with bros?

How are you gonna read everything out loud in a bookstore

Shut up u old ass f***

I f***ing hate whites in sandals

gotta make a thread for devstacks an a thread for southsidesillouhette

I don’t really be wanting these girls. I just want my ego stroked. Coming to realize that now

i want to quit life

Ferrari Enzos really dont have power windows

God is the only constant throughout existence.

Everyday a life of crime becomes more and more appealing

steve miguel lacy

I should be dead

I cannot accomplish what I want to accomplish where I’m currently living…

…I should begin writing that short story

There were people I’m the parking lot and all I hear is “oh s***” dude I think he broke his arm.

As a real nigga this Larry June is really sliding. This just what I needed

wtf spome people can see if u looked at their linkedin i feel betrayed

I'm older than what the Friends characters are supposed to be in season 1

Homesick

hire me please