First thing I thought of

Bendy straws, for a moment, make everything ok in the world

babys first panic attack this morning weeeee

indebted to my supervisors, they f***in always got my back

i'm like a week into not nutting, cray z. don't feel comfortable beating my meat where i'm staying

If a nigga ask for a .5 imma kill him!
Yea I took a nigga b**** yea I had to red pill him!
No Photoshop but these bullets Gon fill him!
My life is a movie I feel like Scott pilgrim!

Deus, eu não aguento mais.
Isso não pode acontecer.

Queres falar sobre isso?

Slip up they gon take my life

Don't go back

I feel changed, hormones running thru me

fail early and often.

Haven’t eaten anything today and its 5pm not rly hungry

thats learning failing is quitting

my thoughts are a slave to my emotions

imma need seroquil all winter/fall

I don’t think that Sirius XM b**** called back again after I just said “shut the f*** up shut the f*** up shut the f*** up” as I hung up
They got the message

i see ppl doggin themselves out every single day then hoppin on social media with the nature of them apps making them second guess everything about themselves on top of it all

nobody deserves that

Had to leave my bike on campus overnight, hope no one f***s with it

feeling like walter white in season 4

Driving test in two days been getting a lot more confident too

Being fit and ripped as you get older >

Majority of the population (60% or higher) are fat or obese. S*** is wild.

I can't go out like that.

It was cute when we were making out and she was tryna tease me, but I didn’t fall for the s*** test so I gotta keep the same energy with how she’s talking to me over text rn

At the end of the day I really like her but she’s gotta be wrapped around my finger not the other way around