when you finish taking a s*** and there’s no more toilet paper in the bathroom.. this is my life right now smh

Chicken Nuggets

Don’t you love me

Alcohol and women make the pain go away so im just gonna indulge in them

Think I'm finna get a strap for when niggas try some s***.

I'm of the philosophy if you f*** with me and can harm me you should die

"You dont see me because I dont have much to say "

where the help sxn go?

Some body Wants Ham Pinaple Pizza ... Dog Spider Senses ..

my throat is sore ): currently taking vitamin c shots and drinking hot lemon honey jelly tea with extra 🍋

also not talking today to rest my voice ):

Jay z discog is on spotify

Elon Proklimation ..

cookin some butter chicken for the first time

kinda suffering

Jay Z always been kinda boring to me

being the brokest person in your group of friends is the woat feeling..

like I appreciate them for always including me in these group chats when they plan vacations but they also know damn well I can’t afford s***

Everybody’s role on this earth is important

Right above “sign out” when you click your icon on the top right

This...
Hey man it's just another 10 dollar cover charge.
On the 3rd bar for the night

“oh yeah let’s celebrate Friendsgiving/Xmas.. in a different country/state”

have fun guys

wuts good with this presidency?

gotta retake two classes as of rn f***

I’M SO MAD THEY LOCKED THE “I WANT TO F*** MY MOM” THREAD

Still f***ing awake man