wonder if fat kids still take off their shoes when they run fast

i broke my own heart

hey ho here we go ever so high

wtf y can’t i sleep

bc it's chrimsmsas

This was me all year and I waited and the universe gave me more than I asked for. More than I ever dreamed of. 🖤

Merry Christmas ricky

Avatar was cool

i eat p**** on the first date

baby, I'll slay a dragon for you

Boy it's f***ing BRICK here in BR. God damn

The people that (ab)use it are lame

somebody help i want to stop wanting to kill myself

baton rouge, louisiana

i f*** with brazil deaux

Just bought some Dutch red wine for €20, let’s hope it’s drinkable and not too sour

Never had any Dutch wine yet, haven’t heard good stories about it

makes them run faster

can i order a pizza right now like is that normal?

I’ve noticed the word ‘festive’ has been trending in the past 2 or so weeks way more than usual for this time of year.

They make red wine here? Lmao

Forgot to buy wrapping paper and every. single. store is closed tomorrow