If you stan Kendall Roy, let me know so I can block you

Just heard a nigga order a large meat-lover pizza and had to hold back my laughs

This water, nootropic, and black seed oil diet experiment is brazy.

Rarely need sleep and only a little at that.

Might need to do some extra cardio or something, energy way too high just to sit and work b.

nigga actin like you was wearing some replicas

b**** you was wearing them big ass filas you be aite

So far so good

Bro went to the barbershop once and now thinks he can roast lmao

How much did u pay for lithium?

Business over bullshit.

Business casual attire > all that other s***.

That tom ford look good on the flesh b

PAUSE

I f***ed up

Oh girl i know

Ever had a bad fall that the impact hurts your nuts before everything?

Damn why you gotta do him like that

Waiting for my Progressive Chicken Noodle Soup to cool down in my new Souper Mug…only thing that I’m missing is a pack of Ritz Crackers 😒

Need to make money off these editing skills

Took a s*** so big it was unsettling

that's not what I wanted to say at all

I mean... I'm sick of meaning, I just wanna hold you

Only God forgives

nothin like eye f***in the s*** outta this baddie

im done with being sick bruh what a waste of a long weekend

this is a genuinely incredible post