imma eat that ass

almost there

What does this even mean

It’s always something…

Within the next year I will either be a statistics/deep learning expert or a failed PhD student

They literally got me TAiny the hardest stats class in the program

I LOVE MY KITTTENS

FREE JEFF

apparently people at my work think me pretending to act dumb and not smart was a scheme or something. it ain't even like that I just don't want people to know how smart I am.

Rather be dead than broke and fat.

My state currently has the worst air quality in the country

Man. I hate public restrooms. But thank f*** they exist.

Thanks, Canada!

Shorty who snatched the mic at her graduation so lame…..

This s*** stressful

i feel like no matter how weird or difficult or whatever life gets, i cant tell no body bout how hard it is, always gotta smile an act like everything is good

but i feel like everyone is the same way. in a sense its not healthy but in a way it kind of works to make us all stronger

I thought I was the only one who felt this way

I was born within 31 days of chief keef

I’m so drunk and my alarm will go off in 5 hours for work

lowkey w lion

also call off

Had an actual good connection with this girl on Hinge and she unmatched me once she gave me her number s*** so weird

I cannot wait to listen to The Pink Tape while high out of my mind