Being a pirate is basically being in a gang but people look down on gangs while everyone loves one piece

Mad ting

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Bombed a job interview, gotta do a better job at preparing dumb robotic answers to their dumbass questions

Winked at s milf tn and she didn't wink back

@LD yo idk what thread you were talking about convergence insufficiency w/ headaches but you might’ve cured me I never knew that was my issue

I NEED MORE

I'm really glad

The headaches usually arise from clenching neck/jaw muscles to inappropriately focus your eyes, when they should be relaxed and converged/working together

Exhausted…

Results over everythaaaaang

carbonara is the most overrated pasta dish

ok consequentialist

hate how every time im at the gym and I step out of the swimming pool to take a lap around and theres a couple sitting on the bench around it, the girl stares at my d*** and then the guy tries to glance at it next, its like theyre both "gauging" me
legit every time, and in that exact order
mfs really need to stop... or speak up lol

5 days sober and my energy has been through the rough, I don’t even remember the last time I even had a nap

Mentally everything is still vacant, like I’m some bag floating down a empty parking lot waiting to get thrown away

The clams casino comparison is somewhat accurate

It's like metro an clams

I'm at work early and no one is here. Someone was supposed to open at like 6:30. I'm just watching s*** get piled up until someone gets here.

Tell them stop staring at your d***

I should definitely see a doctor.

Went drinking on Sunday. Hangover, threw up Monday. Drank again.

Hangover, threw up Tuesday.

Wednesday, migraine and threw up the whole day. Ruined my birthday fr.

Yesterday, migraine but could eat and do s***.

It's mostly passed though I slightly feel it today. Have a feeling it's due to me coming off caffeine the past 3 days but it's insane

FESTIVAL SEASON IS FINALLY HERE MADAFAKAZ

Praying really works